How many days is that?

[hackthis_archive]

So, People's 50 Hottest Something or other's has Orlando Bloom as it's #1 choice. Orlando 'I still haven't hit puberty yet and have to get chest hair glued to my skin to look masculine' Bloom. People. WTF. They have reality stars here. And Diego Luna, and some gymnasts. Who I'm not hating on, because dude, twin male gymnasts? Uhhh. Also, on this list are some other rag tag people, not that I’m calling Justin Theroux 'rag tag', cos dude, Simon, and hey Jamie Ryan Gosling made the list. Seth would be beside himself. I have no idea why I'm bringing this up, except to point out the glaring holes.

Where's Callum Keith Rennie? Where's Sark? Mos Def? Cillian Murphy?

They don't even have the consummate hotass bachelor, George Clooney.

This is an outrage. Why are my tastes not represented? I’m calling my MP.

A abnd K your filthy Irishman is on this list, and serialkarma, the future ex-Mr Serial Karma, Edward Conlon (author of Blue Blood) is on here too.

OMG. Wait. I know why I brought this up, because they named The Men of the O.C. as the most Datable Cast! (Please do note that they included Josh and Chris Carmack in this equation) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies laughing* Why does the new season not start until 1 November? That’s a long fucking time to wait! Damn FOX!

ETN: OMGWTFdie! It's worse than I ever imagined: Fight Club: The Musical?!

Comments

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Where's Callum Keith Rennie?

Well, see, here's the thing. Callum is currently tied to my bed, where he is very graciously being my love slave. He regrets he could not be on the list, as he wouldn't have been able to attend the photo shoot anyway. He says to send you his love and...oh wait. Never mind, he's just calling out to me to get my ass back in the bedroom. Alright, then, ta!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I saw that the other day in Target. I was suitably appalled, and made a list in the middle of the store of all the people they left off. My roommate was embarrassed, but really: Where, I ask you, was Rory Cochrane?

Hee.

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

HE IS MY FILTHY IRISHMAN!!!! Get in LINE, h0rs!

Also, when is your roomie not embarassed by fannish pursuits? ;)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

the future ex-Mr Serial Karma, Edward Conlon (author of Blue Blood) is on here too.

holy fucking shit, no way! And having read that book, I can only imagine the kind of shit that poor guy is getting. *dies*

also, my love for CKR notwithstanding, I have to say, I think the days of his chances for being named to that list are behind him. He is still sexy, but hitting that craggy mark, you know?

You know, this is the one issue of People I end up buying every year. go figure.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Also, Fight Club: The Musical.

*checks date*

*checks date again*

Are we *sure* it's not April 1?

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

Orlando's chest hair is pastede on yay!
Also, isn't he dating Kate Bosworth? Doesn't that sort of make him a non-bachelor? Hrm.

[lux--aeterna.livejournal.com]

dude. they got the twins from varekai in there? (i'm assuming that's who you mean when you say twin gymnasts.) those guys are motherfucking hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Nah, dude these are the Hamm twins from Ohio. Yes, really. They look mighty short, but there are two of them.

[lux--aeterna.livejournal.com]

oh. damn. well.. the anderson twins are... really hot. and i don't know who the hamm twins are.

(two pairs of twin gymnasts? ah... the universe must like me.)

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

I'm going to sound so...size fixated...but the OC cast? Are short. Well, to me. I'm all sorts of sad after finding that out. Damn me and my impulse to buy the People specialty issues.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, Miss Amazon, most people are short compared to you.

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I'm not so tall next to a couple of my friends, one of whom is 6'1"...she makes me feel short. It's all about the perspective. ;)

[lorij.livejournal.com]

But, but. Orlando is so pretty.

I would love to see Sark (can't remember his RL name. David, maybe? dear, god, where has all my pop culture knowledge gone?!?) in as one of the 50 most beautiful.

Anders! Yes. David Anders.

I think.

Anyway. Sorry to ramble, but you mentioned Callum, so now I have to talk about him, too.

The thing with Callum is that he's A) Serious actor man and B)Serious Canadian actor man, which seem to be two strikes against him right there. I think he's brilliant, but he's never really made it big in the US. Poor man had a bit part in Paycheck, which I forgive as he needs to pay the bills while he does wonderful low-budget Canadian films that never fucking come to the US and then I am forced to wait until they come out on DVD and order them or fly to Toronto for the film festival. I usually choose the cheaper option. :)

Okay. I'm done now. Thank you and good night!

[emmalyne.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally with you on the Orlando thing. Aren't a lot of his fans, I don't know, screaming twelve-year-old fangirls? Which is not to say that their opinions don't matter. But they're hardly old enough to marry him. Heh.

And some people totally needed to be on this list! Like, yeah, Cillian Murphy, definitely. But also Viggo Mortensen! He's divorced, right? So he's a bachelor, I suppose. And, more importantly, he's really hot.

Still, People didn't fuck up completely. The OC list was awesome. And Jake Gyllehaal? Diego Luna? James Franco? Yes, yes, and yes.

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

Where's ..Cillian Murphy?

I don't know! Why would you ask me that? I certainly don't have him. And if I did, I'm sure it'd be by his own free will. And anyone who finds him handcuffed to a pole in my bedroom being forced to wear Dutch clothing is leaping to conclusions! Leaping!

::looks around furtively::

::flees::

[meteordust.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFdie! It's worse than I ever imagined: Fight Club: The Musical?!

*blink blink*

Though after hearing about The Vampire Lestat: The Musical (by Elton John, no less), not much should surprise me anymore.

[giddyfangirl.livejournal.com]

Fight Club: The Musical

...

I have no words. *boggles*