Casting Couch, err, Call!

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oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!

Comments

[stphjay.livejournal.com]

are we caring about Justin? Because I've always seen him as sort of frail and fey, so Jamie Bell would do quite nicely. Unless he's really beefed up, in which case perhaps not.

Charlie Hunnam is delightful but I would make him lose some weight before I'd let him play Draco, were I in a position to demand such things.