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1. So. According to Greg Grunberg, it seems that next season Weiss is going to get involved with Nadia, which Greg apparently is nervous about as ‘it opens the door for Weiss’s demise’ or something. I’m sorry I may have paraphrased a bit off as I was seeing red and it messed with my reading the blurb. But he made it sound like Weiss was going to be offed or put in traction or something liable to cause

celli a heart attack.

I’ll give everyone a moment to digest that and reach for the Maalox, before I go on.

In addition, it seems that since they’ve made Sark a recurring role again [insert lamenting here], David Anders has started taking his wares elsewhere, namely CSI. He’ll start appearing in episode four of CSI as an ex-sports star/toxicologist, and it didn’t say it was a one off, which has me sweating bricks because if they off Sark, I may kill someone.

2. It started with this article in the Scotsman, which pointed out that there were 250,000 condoms provided for the athletes at the 2000 Winter ~~Bacchanalia~~ Olympics. It then degenerated into this exchange between myself and

serialkarma.

SK: it's "socially vigorous" *dies*

HT: dude, 250,000 condoms in salt lake city. what does one *do* with a quarter of a million condoms? seriously? if you got laid every day for 70 years, you'd use only 25,550 of'em. if you got laid three times a day, you'd still only use about 75,000. and you'd not have time for anything, else, like ever. *goggles again*

SK: you did the math? *cracks up*

HT: i am at work. i have calculators. i am an inveterate slacker. i work hard not to do any work at all. ;)

HT: my mind just can't wrap around this... so i cracked open the calculator again, and if you had sex with three different people a day during the olympics, not only would you not [have] any time to compete, but if you alot 3 condoms per act of sex, for each 3 people, you'd still only use 126 condoms. even if you came early, you'd barely use 150! I'm so fascinated by this, seriously. There were 7,000 athletes at the olympics, that's 35 condoms per athlete! that's for two weeks! *gapes openly*

SK: don't forget, they make great water balloons

HT: AH. That's where they go.