Tea and cake or death!

[hackthis_archive]

Okay, so remember how I said when I first saw Nip/Tuck last year I thought that Matt/Christian might be the way to go, but you know, since it turns out Christian is Matt's daddy, I'm not trying to go there? Well, last night in the Julia AU, when Dorky!Matt invited Christian to 'come see his bug collection' I about had an aneurysm. Because in dork speak that sure as hell sounded like a proposition to me.But it's -- it's wrong. *sobs*

I was going to write some Harry/Draco today, but since I just wound up on the bottom of the work heap, that prolly won't happen. Maybe I will write like, Blaise/Neville.

Would anybody want to read that?

Also, I had a thought the other day concerning Smallville:

The PTB have made all this fuss about Clark still being a virgin [*snort*] but have you noticed how they've never said that about Lana? Uh huh. Smell that double-standard? It's like rotten meat.

Comments

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I less than three Neville, so I'm always eager to read about him.

And yeah. Right. Clark is a virgin. *hysterical laughter*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know when I first read that I was like 'less than three' WTF is that? And then I thought about it. Dude. *shakes head* Less than three indeed.

N/T

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

On the Sean/Christian slash front, did you notice that when faux-Sean said that Julia looked good, Christian jumped in and insisted that he looked good, too. In fact, Faux-Christian barely lloked alive until Sean showed up.

Re: N/T

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That cracked me up.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Heh, I think judging by some trailers, I'm gonna find it really hard to believe Lana's a virgin.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I haven't watched any, but uh, yeah.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

I will read anything and everything Neville full stop. so, um, yes. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Lovely!

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

I could go for some Blaise/Neville.

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

Someone should write the Very Secret Stories of Lana: Slut about Smallville.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Day #218.

Bald Slut from Metropolis arrived in town yesterday. Pretends is not really competing, but am not fooled. Is already infringing on my corners! Will not tolerate such disrespect. Will have Pimp!Whitney lay a smackdown directly.

[giddyfangirl.livejournal.com]

*snorts milk out nose*

[treetracer]

I wonder what *kind* of virgin they mean... ^__^

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking "virgin" in the sense of "I've never had sex in the missionary position... with a girl... in a bed... with the lights off... thinking of England."

But that's just me.

[issaro.livejournal.com]

you rock. just 'cause.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[tanizard.livejournal.com]

Awe, no Harry/Draco. (Oh, leave me and my vanilla ships alone. Heh.)

*snort* What are you crazy, you can't do that! What have you been reading, the Gospel according to Saint Bastard?

The Roman gods before that were all a bit crap.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hey, before I was beat over the head by ethrosdemon I used to write quite a bit of H/D I'll have you know, and 50% of it was happy! Well, maybe not quite happy, but close!

Like Jeff the God of Biscuits, and Simon, God of...Hair-do's.

[tanizard.livejournal.com]

Aha! I do know, actually, having been all the way through your journal archive, and your website! *snerk* And 'Contract' was pretty close to happy. Twas my favourite, anyhow.

[metrosex.livejournal.com]

cough*writemonaboyd*cough

errrr.... *runs*

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

I was going to write some Harry/Draco today

*crosses fingers*

Uh, not that I wouldn't read whatever you decide upon! ;)