Book Six spoilers plus a tea plea.

[hackthis_archive]

News Bulletin, Bitches!

JKR has made an announcement regarding Book Six

Is nothing sacred, woman? She better kill somebody that nobody remembers. ::hides Theodore behind her back:: I'm just saying. ::hides Neville in linen closet:: I'm the one who whacks people in this universe, not her! ::hides Dean and Seamus:: She's infringing on my territory! ::hides entire Weasley clan, with the exception of Percy in same room as Crabbe and Goyle::

Oh, d'you think it's Percy? I hope it's not Oliver. Could be Victor. Or Fleur!

Remus has suffered enough, oooooh maybe it's Peter.

My problem with knowing this now, apart from the fact that I didn't want to know any spoilers and the media apparently don't give a fuck, is that now I'm going to be stressed out the entire time I read Book Six, wondering who she'll have whacked.

This sucks, dude.

Would some benevolent soul in the UK be able to pop over to Tescos/Sainsbury's/Waitrose and get me some fruit tea? I have people who normally do this, but one's on holiday and the other, well, he's got memory issues. Nothing with lemon or ginger please. I will reimburse or um, write you something.

Comments

[moireach.livejournal.com]

See, I read that quote on her website ("Yes. Sorry.") and didn't think much of it 'cause she totally doesn't say it's going to be in the sixth book -- only the news is reporting it as such. And, dude, I'd be *way* more shocked if the series ended without any more deaths. :) Which isn't to say that it won't necessarily be in the sixth book, but it's hardly as firm as the quotes that referred to the OotP death, imho.

IF IT IS NEVILLE I KILL THE WORLD. Or Ron. Or Hermione. Maybe it's Grawp!