Progress? What don't need no stinkin' progress!

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My stuff tends to read more like regular checkout vs the 10 items or less express lane. Every day fare is the express lane, the other stuff, that's where we get stuck in the P? WP? lane. I didn't think I had much that I couldn't just produce; apparently I was kinda wrong.




Telegraph Coda #2

December 2003
Hackthis: I'm totally writing a coda for Jamie and Ian
Serialkarma: Good. Where is?
Jamie: Yeah, where is it.
Hackthis: Uh, in my head.
Ian: You are so lazy
Hackthis: Who the fuck are you calling lazy?
Jamie and Ian: Call us when you're ready to do this.
Hackthis: Don't go far!

June 2004
Hackthis: I am totally going to surprise Serialkarma and write this for her birthday
Jamie: Uh huh.
Hackthis: Seriously. Look. I made notes!
Ian: Uh huh.
Hackthis: Stop saying uh huh!

October 2004
Hackthis I'm going to write this coda now.
*silence*
Hackthis: Oh, c'mon guys. Have some faith.
Jamie: Whatever
Hackthis: That's no way to treat me you know.
Ian: Talk to the Word document


Theodore Nott/Neville fic inspired by evol circe_tigana

Theodore Nott: I am what Draco wishes he could be, only I'm not as cute, but I'm clever.
Hackthis: Ooooh, so you are. How do you feel about Neville Longbottom?
Nott: Who?
Hackthis: He's a pureblood.
Ethrosdemon: Yeah, but he's got big teeth.
Hackthis: Shut up.
Nott: Is he clever?
Hackthis: Um, he could be.
Nott: Can I manipulate him?
Hackthis: Probably. Plus? Sex!
Nott: I'm in.
Circetigana: Dude, write this.
Hackthis: I'm going to write it.
Circetigana: Write it now.
Hackthis: I am. Chill.
Circetigana: Nownownownownow!


Fraser compares Ray V and Ray K

Hackthis and serialkarma joint epiphany: Life with Ray V had to be easier for Fraser because they were friends and with Ray K it's all sexual tenshun!
Hackthis: I should write this.
Serialkarma: Yeah, you should.
Hackthis: I'm going to write this.
Serialkarma: Uh huh.
Hackthis: Stop saying uh huh.


Hurley fic

Hackthis: I love Hurley! I must write Hurley! Maybe Hurley and Claire.
*silence*
Hackthis: I don't care! I'ma write it anyway! Plus, obsessedmuch is gonna start writing Lost fic! She’ll help me!
*silence*


Stanley Ray Vecchio Kowalski and the Kinsey Scale of Straightness

Ray: What happened to this story? You were supposed to write this last month!
Hackthis: I was going to, but then work got in the way
Fraser: Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Hackthis and Ray: Stay out of this Fraser!
Fraser: But this is about me!
Hackthis: That’s not the point!
Ray: What she said.
Fraser: I won’t cooperate if you don’t listen.
Hackthis: Fine what, Fraser?
Fraser: Did you know that Alfred Kinsey was bisexual?
Hackthis? Why do you think I want to write this anyway?! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!


Smallville fic where Lex and Clark actually still like each other and I still like them both. Light-stuff.

Lex: Never gonna happen.
Clark: Never gonna happen.
Hackthis: Never gonna happen.
Lex: Maybe we should just fuck instead.

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Lex: Maybe we should just fuck instead.

Ahh. I do so love your Lex. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's very pragmatic, no?

[resmin.livejournal.com]

I'd be all about the Hurley fic. Hurley/Claire worries me a bit, but more for Hurley's issues than mine. Truth be told, I could handle pretty much any fic about any of the Lost folks. Fascinating cast.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Not Hurley/Claire, just Hurley & Claire.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Hackthis and serialkarma joint epiphany: Life with Ray V had to be easier for Fraser because they were friends and with Ray K it's all sexual tenshun!
Hackthis: I should write this.
Serialkarma: Yeah, you should.
Hackthis: I'm going to write this.
Serialkarma: Uh huh.
Hackthis: Stop saying uh huh.

*dies*

priceless. you are fucking priceless.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

:)