tom, tom the baker's son...

is that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.

evil? what evil?

yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.

i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.

in other news, spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.

"i only want them if they want me"

I’ve been trying to write all friggin day, but there’s actual work to be done. I know, WTF? Look, I know premiere season is a happy time for most, but you know, don't forget about the people that make it happen for you!

Oh, and damn the man! like jennyo said.

( HP: Despots and Whores (Tom/Harry) )