A purely dysfunctional post

I’m sitting here with toast in one hand, tea on the stove, and Eastenders is on telly, yes, it’s a lovely morning most definitely. Must be somebody’s birthday, like Slodwick’s.

Happy Birthday, Slodwick!

In other news, Dysfunctional has been updated by the very lovely Lar, bless her. I am so in love with my site layout it‘s criminal. If that’s not enough, she made me this cracking new icon as well... and while I’m on about the wicked people in my life, someone pointed out to me the other day that my 'friends of' list was growing like a gangbuster of Gremlins - she wanted to know if I was doing something illegal to which I said ‘of course.‘ But I was a bit surprised to say the least.

Perhaps some introductions are in order. I know who I am... and you are?

Too much sap is bad for the teeth

I think ethrosdemon is going to flog me if I keep making her look at this. Someone is obviously going to have to die - or at least suffer for a really long time - when this series is over.

( Contract V: The Proposal )