well, that's just all jacked the fuck up.

on a scale of one to ten, i would give today a nice negative five at the outset. and it's not even ten am. i've lost a chloe story that i wrote - stupid motherfucking ms works - and unless my beta has part six of contract i may take it as a sign from god to quit while i'm ahead. did i mention the insomnia? knew there was a reason i shouldn't have tried to clean up my act.

not all is bad, though. there are some absolutely brilliant things in my life, example: my mates. i'd like to thank:

- tina, who not only bought me the lex luthor action figure, but a jeff buckley shirt. i heart you babe.
- spasticat for british books and vampire movies.
- bonibaru for her brilliant h/d vid for my birthday.
- rosenho for her wicked lex vid, she just knows me wayyy too well.
- ethrosdemon and impudent_rabbit for their insane lex/eminem collaboration. part one. part two.
- impudent_rabbit for her most excellent, sadistic, yet woobie-filled marcus/oliver fic.

thanks y'all. when i blow up the world, i'll make sure there's space for you in the bunker.

Chloe drabble

This is what we call bribery. Kassie has the last piece of Contract to beta, but I feel she might be lacking incentive. She said if I wrote Chloe/Lex, she would write me H/D PORN. Hey, she capped the porn bit not me. Anyhoo. She get’s Chloe/Lex – and Chloe/Clark – and a wee bit of Chloe/Pete, and Chloe/Lana. I think y’all get the point.

( SV: Sixteen Vestal Virgins )

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Everybody knows how easy I am. Yes, okay, I feel the love. Y’all rock for real. In addition to everybody else being so wicked, holographis wrote me some lovely birthday h/d, and fearlessdiva has promised me more ::grins stupidly::