Diagnosis Unknown

I’ve been trying to figure out what the fuck ails me, apart from various medical things, and the answer seems to be that I’m in a rut. All sorts of things I never thought I’d do, I’ve done:

Multi-fandom - AtS, SV, HP, Everwood, LOTRips
RPS – see LOTRips
Blatant Drug Usage – See ‘When I Was Born for the Seventh Time’
Murder/Killing of Major Characters – See ‘Year of the Dragon’ and pretty much every HP story
Incest – Lex/Lucas, yes please.
Crossover – SV/Batman
Het – Yes, I really did write some Chloe/Clark back in the day, never said it was happy
Mary-Sue (ish) – I wrote a wee bit for Hope’s progeny yesterday.
I even write happy shit on occasion.

I’m seeking a new thrill. So far I’ve heard Evil!Clark, which simply doesn’t interest me – meglomania rarely does – or President!Lex which sadly doesn’t interest me either. Draco and Lucas have also been dangled, but I’m just not feeling it.

Angles? Suggestions? Bribery? Help?