Cracking the fuck up.

HP people: This is the best Mary-Sue ever. (gacked from chash). Also, ztrin has this story experience. It’s all OoTP spoilery, but wow, is it good.

LOTR people: I was probably going to say something about something, but who cares when you can look at him instead? (gacked from fearlessdiva)

For the record, I tend to do a lot of trawling in other people’s LJs and can I just say: y’all are some fucked up people. I’m so pleased. Apparently there’s some really bad Fred/George fic in the world (*poor kitsune13*) and why didn’t anyone tell me there was CSI slash? Man. When I first started watching the show I was all Warrick/Nick happy – they are so domestic partners – but nobody felt me. That sucked. mcee, that drawing you linked to made my ovaries do strange things, and foreversmitten are we getting any more Bright/Ephram this decade or what?

Sigh. And me? I just wanna write some porn. Is that so wrong?

So much for the porn.

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
-Fight Club

Smallville
( Metamorphosis )

Ending edited at 4:14 pm, because I changed my mind.