“Everybody’s out for themselves.”

I am currently doing the Cabbage Patch Dance of Happiness. Why?

1. Bagels with lox spread and root beer for breakfast. Do not knock it until you try it.

2. Updated Dysfunctional with Telegraph Avenue. That was mad coding people.

3. Warrior Angel and Devilicus do Southpark! Or goss does Warrior Angel. Or something like that. Whatever, just behold, damnit.

4. Thirty Second Crushes. Y’all know what those are right? When you just randomly fall in love with some person you see on the street or animal or idea, and then you’re over it? Those are the best. It happened this morning with this high school kid I passed on the street who was cursing about something. He was very Ephram-esque. No, this is not indicative of any jailbait issues, damnit.

I admit freely that I have Jailbait Issues.

5. It’s Protection from Pornography Week. I keep reading that as Protection for Pornography Week. That’s right, protect your porn by writing stories about it! *nods head*

6. There’s streaming audio for the new Ryan Adams album, Rock N Roll on VH1. I was “afeared” since he was going massively electric, but no more fear. It’s my baby! No wonder I’m wearing one of his concert tees today. *adores*

7. Boxer briefs. *wheezes* serialkarma is a wrong wrong wrong (yes, a three time offender) pimptastic woman.

Look, damnit!

obsessedmuch has done some next level shizznit with my LJ design. *adores* Behold the pretty! Don’t hate! You know you wish you had my new LJ.

*does more old skool dancing*

p.s *Thanks to everyone who suggested links for photos*