How many days is that?

So, People's 50 Hottest Something or other's has Orlando Bloom as it's #1 choice. Orlando 'I still haven't hit puberty yet and have to get chest hair glued to my skin to look masculine' Bloom. People. WTF. They have reality stars here. And Diego Luna, and some gymnasts. Who I'm not hating on, because dude, twin male gymnasts? Uhhh. Also, on this list are some other rag tag people, not that I’m calling Justin Theroux 'rag tag', cos dude, Simon, and hey Jamie Ryan Gosling made the list. Seth would be beside himself. I have no idea why I'm bringing this up, except to point out the glaring holes.

Where's Callum Keith Rennie? Where's Sark? Mos Def? Cillian Murphy?

They don't even have the consummate hotass bachelor, George Clooney.

This is an outrage. Why are my tastes not represented? I’m calling my MP.

A abnd K your filthy Irishman is on this list, and serialkarma, the future ex-Mr Serial Karma, Edward Conlon (author of Blue Blood) is on here too.

OMG. Wait. I know why I brought this up, because they named The Men of the O.C. as the most Datable Cast! (Please do note that they included Josh and Chris Carmack in this equation) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies laughing* Why does the new season not start until 1 November? That’s a long fucking time to wait! Damn FOX!

ETN: OMGWTFdie! It's worse than I ever imagined: Fight Club: The Musical?!