Testing. Testing. Is this shit *on*?

LJ? Gmail? AOL? WTFOMGDIE! *sporks 50 times*

I wrote HP yesterday. I know I did. Even if it, like, vanished right after. Maybe all that happy-ish-ness broke the internet. Shit. Then this oughta kill it.

For lalejandra and serialkarma.

The O.C.
Delusions of Grandeur

( Miss Alcoholic Newport 2004 has no right to scold him for leaving Ryan, but Seth has to say her powers as Shrieking Rich Girl are pretty impressive indeed. )

Casting Couch, err, Call!

oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!