Pass the sedatives, please

1. A new Eminem LP in time for my birthday? Happy happy, joy joy!

2. I put a windows upgrade on my machine at home because the bloody computer told me to, and why did nobody tell me that that fucks up all your shit?! Now nothing works! How do I get rid of it?

3. ( This is where I go off about a particular casting spoiler for a show I don’t particularly care for anymore and if I were anymore fucking vague I wouldn’t know what I was talking about but if one more person starts bitching about manners versus entitlements vs whateverthefuck the issuedujour is, I will stab someone. What was I talking about again? )

4. In the eight days since I’ve returned from holiday I've written
a. Nip/Tuck (Little Jack Horner),
b. due South (Like a Lifestyle Choice & Happiness is a Serious Problem)
c. Entourage (The Man in the Would-be Suit),
d. Ocean’s Eleven (Leave Emotion @ the Door), and
e. HP (Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth & A Less Than Immaculate Conception)

So why do I feel like a slacker?

I'm lonely, dammit!

First ethrosdemon left me and now serialkarma is disappearing, too. This is all very very sad to me. It's so friggin sad that I had to write smut in her Ron/Draco AU* just to get her attention. I feel abandoned, dammit.

Harry Potter
Boys Like This and Boys Like That
( Children of Members of Parliament didn't do things like assaulting their classmates and paying for sex in the school carpark. It was unthinkable and shameful, and all those things that people said every time someone got caught with their trousers down in Clapham Common )

*The premise of serialkarma’s AU has to do with Ron and Draco attending public school together. Yes, as Muggles. Try to breathe. Did I mention that Draco’s a pimp and Ron has a Saab convertible? Yes. That’s what I thought.