You wish you were this special.

It's five minutes to eleven. So far this morning I have:

- Worked for two hours.
- Dreamt that I was Supergirl, complete with flying, serious navigation issues and visiting the Quality Control Board who apparently do nothing but eat Chunky bars and steamed shrimp. (Why couldn't I have been someone I like, like Catwoman)
- Gone swimming and done enough laps that I lost count.
- Gotten sunburn.
- Tracked dirt all over the floor.
- Finally downloaded 'Sunny Hours' by the Long Beach Dub-All Stars (a perfect end-of summer track).
- Showered and washed my hair.
- Read serialkarma's seriously smoking due South porn.

You wish you were this constructive. Ha!

I think I'm going to do something restful now, like take a Vicodin, slather myself in aloe vera and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Nip/Tuck.

ETN: Jeezy Creezy, I just washed all the floors by hand. I have to get out the house now.