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Sep. 5th, 2004 03:03 pmI was wrong. Everybody else was right. Superman is the business! He's hot and smart, and he's all about truth and justice and the American Way. Supes isn’t self-righteous, he’s a caring guy who rescues cats from trees, and there's nothing gay about him being swathed in red and blue spandex at all. Plenty of manly men wear spandex. Look at football players! Not only that, but I'm clearly wrong about Clark Kent as well. He's an honest, forth-coming, generous boy. He's not manipulative at all. He's great, and he totally deserves to be loved by everybody, and all those Lex people are just h8ers. As a matter of fact, Lex sucks. I can't stand him with his whinging and all his money and his fast cars. He's so over-rated. The bald thing isn't sexy at all. Get some implants, dammit.
Also, Het is the new black! Yes. I know. Not only is Clark the best thing since sliced bread, but he and Lana so deserve to be together. OMGMFEO!!!!!<3 I adore Lana, she's so pretty and smart and kind. She's totally the most well rounded character on television today. Like Marissa from The O.C.! They're just the best. I love them.
You know what else I love? Harry Potter!
OMG, I totally love Harry, and he's the best character and so smart and helpful and all that stuff. Gryffindor rocks! Slytherin sucks! Hermione is the prettiest girl in the land and she and Harry are totally going to have a million babies together. Unless Harry marries Ginny first, but obvious he'll have to marry one of them because there's no way he would ever hook up with another boy. OMG, Harry is so not gay. I can't believe anybody would ever think that. Harry's the straightest straight that ever did straight. Also, Draco Malfoy is a weasel-face and he's really ugly. Ick. nobody would ever sleep with him. Or Lex Luthor. Or Sark. Sark is bad. And ugly. And he has no lips! They're all going to hell together. And they're not gay either. Or bi.
Neither is Seth Cohen. Or Benton Fraser. Or Harry Osborn. Or Vince Chase. Or Rusty Ryan. Or Neville Longbottom, even with such an unfortunate surname. They all like women and only women, dammit.
That's right.
And I love Colin Farrell. And Christian Bale, but not bacon. And I love emo. And I think Bush --
No. I can only take the charade so far before I get ill.
*This posting has been brought to you by The OMG, Are You On Crack MeMe, which wonders what sort of stuff you would never ever say in your LJ. Unless you were under duress. Or on drugs. Or some other stressful stuff. Do not believe anything you read.
Also, Het is the new black! Yes. I know. Not only is Clark the best thing since sliced bread, but he and Lana so deserve to be together. OMGMFEO!!!!!<3 I adore Lana, she's so pretty and smart and kind. She's totally the most well rounded character on television today. Like Marissa from The O.C.! They're just the best. I love them.
You know what else I love? Harry Potter!
OMG, I totally love Harry, and he's the best character and so smart and helpful and all that stuff. Gryffindor rocks! Slytherin sucks! Hermione is the prettiest girl in the land and she and Harry are totally going to have a million babies together. Unless Harry marries Ginny first, but obvious he'll have to marry one of them because there's no way he would ever hook up with another boy. OMG, Harry is so not gay. I can't believe anybody would ever think that. Harry's the straightest straight that ever did straight. Also, Draco Malfoy is a weasel-face and he's really ugly. Ick. nobody would ever sleep with him. Or Lex Luthor. Or Sark. Sark is bad. And ugly. And he has no lips! They're all going to hell together. And they're not gay either. Or bi.
Neither is Seth Cohen. Or Benton Fraser. Or Harry Osborn. Or Vince Chase. Or Rusty Ryan. Or Neville Longbottom, even with such an unfortunate surname. They all like women and only women, dammit.
That's right.
And I love Colin Farrell. And Christian Bale, but not bacon. And I love emo. And I think Bush --
No. I can only take the charade so far before I get ill.
*This posting has been brought to you by The OMG, Are You On Crack MeMe, which wonders what sort of stuff you would never ever say in your LJ. Unless you were under duress. Or on drugs. Or some other stressful stuff. Do not believe anything you read.
