For
serialkarma, with much love, but no beta.
Improv: fall, swelter, crimson, leaf, marble.
Star Wars RPS
Jude/Ewan/Hayden, and all variations thereof.
Disclaimers: I solemnly swear that I am telling porkie pies.
Including the Kitchen Sink (The Lightsaber Thing)
( All lightsabers are inherently phallic. They're exceedingly long penises that men swing around so they can have dick-measuring contests )
Improv: fall, swelter, crimson, leaf, marble.
Star Wars RPS
Jude/Ewan/Hayden, and all variations thereof.
Disclaimers: I solemnly swear that I am telling porkie pies.
( All lightsabers are inherently phallic. They're exceedingly long penises that men swing around so they can have dick-measuring contests )