(no subject)

On behalf of all those who are not getting an permanent account today, whether it's because you're broke, or you wanted those new shoes more, or your fairygodperson was like 'yeah, no', or you were just like '$150! Are you taking the piss?' -- I'd like to offer my heart-felt solidarity. I feel you! I think we all deserve some porn or something.

Someone should get on that.

Teh Pron! Teh Pron!

I was taught to put your money where your mouth is... unless you're at a strip club, then that's just filthy. I couldn't decide who should be getting the action so I went for the anonymous thing again.

Rated: 'P' for porn.
Pairing: Whomever you want it to be.
Dedicated to all of you. (But especially for those non-permanent account lot, because we have to stick together.)

( Bent )