Gaol... gaol... gaol....

Did you know that Billy Elliott Terry Boot Jamie Bell was legal now? And he's been legal. Boy, I can cast, can't I? Maybe I need to write a story with Blaise and Terry Boot having lots of gratuitous sex (scrolling is your friend). Later. I have to go to the quiet place now, there's too much testosterone running rampant right.

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Whyfor is no one entertaining me? I have no one to talk to, nothing to read, and I can't write because his Viggoness has taken everyone on retreat! This is all very sad making. I think I will go watch Ryan at the MTV Awards again. After discussion with zeplum I have decided that while the snogging action with wassername was hot, it was the whole build-up that really did me in: the finger crooking, the hip action, the jumping up and down. I like men who are excited, not too excited, but just enough to make it contageous. It's all about the anticipation, kids. I think I will go for a walk.

This posting brough to you by Neville, who died from ennui.