SW RPS - Five Things That Never Happened to Hayden Christensen

There is nothing like waking up and realising it's Friday. Bless Friday.

Inspired by something I saw this morning and the madness that is ethrosdemon. For the record, really not giving a shit if you're not feeling the RPS.

Star Wars RPS/X-over madness
Hayden/Ewan, Hayden/Ryan Atwood, Viggo/Orlando, Hayden/Ryan Gosling, Hayden/Jude Law

( Five Things That Never Happened to Hayden Christensen )

Mastercard loves China

One dressing gown from Target or Marks and Sparks in black: $25/₤25
One plastic lightsaber from Toys R' Us or Hamley's: $19.99/₤20
One ticket to see Revenge of the Sith: $9-$15/ ₤7-₤10
Translated proof that Jedi curse too?: Priceless

Which one of you did the translations for Revenge of the Sith? Fess up.