Sunburn makes me cranky.
Jun. 26th, 2005 09:40 amA Guide to Star Wars RPS by
theantimodel, so I can stop cobbling together bits and pieces when people think I'm making this shit up. Also, a few thoughts for the people who are confused or playing silly buggers:
1. Yes, we know it's gratuitous. Most good things in life are.
2. Diurnal Tide is not a real film; Stay is.*
3. If you have a problem with RPS, why the fuck are you reading it?
4. If you have a problem with the pairing, which is fucking labelled, why the fuck are you reading it? Did you think I was joking?
4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.
5. If you have a problem with the fictional aspect of this, why the fuck are you reading fan fiction in the first goddamn place?
6. Newsflash: I am not going to sit down and fucking colour-code everything that's fictional and everything that's true. If that's what you're looking for, go some-fucking-place else.
7. I am not your goddamn Wikipedia. If you're curious about something, might I suggest you look it up your damn self?
8. See #1-7
This PSA is brought to you by the letters P, M and S, and the phrase 'stupidassmotherfucker.' Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.
*I wish it were a real film, but I also wish that Cillian Muprhy, Ryan Gosling and Mos Def were living in my cupboard and that hasn't happened yet either.
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1. Yes, we know it's gratuitous. Most good things in life are.
2. Diurnal Tide is not a real film; Stay is.*
3. If you have a problem with RPS, why the fuck are you reading it?
4. If you have a problem with the pairing, which is fucking labelled, why the fuck are you reading it? Did you think I was joking?
4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.
5. If you have a problem with the fictional aspect of this, why the fuck are you reading fan fiction in the first goddamn place?
6. Newsflash: I am not going to sit down and fucking colour-code everything that's fictional and everything that's true. If that's what you're looking for, go some-fucking-place else.
7. I am not your goddamn Wikipedia. If you're curious about something, might I suggest you look it up your damn self?
8. See #1-7
This PSA is brought to you by the letters P, M and S, and the phrase 'stupidassmotherfucker.' Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.
*I wish it were a real film, but I also wish that Cillian Muprhy, Ryan Gosling and Mos Def were living in my cupboard and that hasn't happened yet either.