M.I.A. One porn muse. Slightly, okay, very used.

Okay. I have written, and am extraordinarily pleased with, my Cedric/Viktor story. I just have to say that, cos dammnit, confidence starts at home.

I have written Kitchen Confidential.

I've now lost my pron. Seriously. If you see it, please send it home.

In other news, ethrosdemon has been asking for a Alias/Kitchen Confidential story where Will is in Witness Protection, and Sark comes to visit, because it's not like they're using Sark on his show or anything. What bitterness? Right, so, at first, I was like, this is never going to happen, and then I thought about it.

I could have all the laughs I want with Steven and Seth, and the idea of Julian being bored, and without his twin –- I think he'd love to blackmail himself a boyfriend or something. Or at least a blowjob.

So, you see why I need my porn back? C'mon. I'm too poor for ransom.

Really I just need to stop thinking about the weirdness of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes creating a baby, because if ever there was a Test Tube baby...I'm just saying.

Also, where can a sister find some Band of Brothers slash? serrico, you really must watch this series.