M.I.A. One porn muse. Slightly, okay, very used.

[hackthis_archive]

Okay. I have written, and am extraordinarily pleased with, my Cedric/Viktor story. I just have to say that, cos dammnit, confidence starts at home.

I have written Kitchen Confidential.

I've now lost my pron. Seriously. If you see it, please send it home.

In other news, ethrosdemon has been asking for a Alias/Kitchen Confidential story where Will is in Witness Protection, and Sark comes to visit, because it's not like they're using Sark on his show or anything. What bitterness? Right, so, at first, I was like, this is never going to happen, and then I thought about it.

I could have all the laughs I want with Steven and Seth, and the idea of Julian being bored, and without his twin –- I think he'd love to blackmail himself a boyfriend or something. Or at least a blowjob.

So, you see why I need my porn back? C'mon. I'm too poor for ransom.

Really I just need to stop thinking about the weirdness of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes creating a baby, because if ever there was a Test Tube baby...I'm just saying.

Also, where can a sister find some Band of Brothers slash? serrico, you really must watch this series.

Comments

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

BoB slash?!?! O__O Spiers/someone!!

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

As for BoB, this is all I think I've ever found:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ship_manifesto/63557.html

I do remember one or two good stories in there, but now I can't seem to find them in my memories. Dammit.

Also? I'm all over the KC/Alias crossover. Anything for more Will/Brad/Jack and Julian. And Steve, because how can I not love a many that's obsessed with putting things down his trousers?

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

yuletide is always a good bet for rare fandoms - there are a couple band of brothers stories here (http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/band_of_brothers.html) (which i cannot vouch for).

[smonsterbite.livejournal.com]

nice Miss Perky icon.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

So. You feel sorry for me, obviously. I can use that to my advantage.

It could be the funniest, porniest, cracked out xover fic EVER.

Sark likes the good things in life, you know.

Who the hell is the sommelier/drinks god at Nolita anyway? All chichi joints have to have one. Did I just miss who it was?

(also, Will the rock star was a lot like Jack)

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

BoB slash archive here. BoB slash comm at camp_toccoa.

[maleyka.livejournal.com]

Band of Brothers. I have insane and possibly unhealthy love for that series.

Right, for the 'fic? I've stored some of my favorites here (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=maleyka&keyword=BoB+fic&filter=all). Also, check out Berlin by Christmas (http://www.nullsechs.net/fandom/bob2004/index.html) and nullsechs's site (http://www.nullsechs.net/fandom/).

[runpunkrun]

My other half iamsab wrote a fantastic BoB fic, which you can find here.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is *fabulous*. Thank you for pointing it out.

[cyclogenesis.livejournal.com]

I want that Alias/KC crossover so badly, Zahra. So badly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The cat is just spooky, Sara, but yeah, it's percolating.

[cyclogenesis.livejournal.com]

I'll scare you with Justin, instead.

Not in an intimidating way. In a "yay! fic!" sort of way. Really.

[sandrine]

You're not the only one. I usually don't like crossovers, but ever since I saw the first KC ep I was itching to write a Sark/Will story with Will in witness protection, pretending to be Jack.

Bah. I swear, this pairing will be the death of me one day!

[smonsterbite.livejournal.com]

You know, I read that header as M.I.A () porn, and I thought, "Huh, since when does she write RPS fic about a Sri Lankan dancehall artist?"

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[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing. And then I cheered up, because it must count for at least some cool points.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Missing in Action, kids, not MIA porn. She's cute, but yeah, no.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Ohh, the Cedric/Viktor was fab. And Bevan and Padraig, are, well, just great. There must be more of this around but you know, I don't think I've seen any. The arrival of GoF is going to change that.

But sod it, where's ravurian, when you need him? Because I demand Cedric/Viktor Photoshopped alluringly.

Shit. I just realised I have become bored of Harry/Draco. I need new pairings. I need - Cedric/Victor. Possibly.

[serrico.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. *g* I'm gonna get to it! I promise. It's simply a matter of making time in my hectic TV schedule for a few DVDs. Which I can totally do. Probably around Christmas. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Wouldn't want you to strain yourself there or anything, J.

[girly-curl-3.livejournal.com]

When you get your pr0n back, I hope it brings your Ron/Draco with it. Your Cedric/Viktor was so good, I can't wait to read your take on one of my favorite pairings!

Oh, and also...SPOT ON about TomKat. Test tube baby, indeed.