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Okay, which one of you bitches broke Gmail?

Damn! I can't take you anywhere.

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So. Randomly. If I were to write incredibly cracked out crack-fic where Brad Pitt and George Clooney hire Jake Gyllenhaal and Jared Leto to be their ambassadors to the gay community, with the purchase of their Boom Boom Room, would like anyone besides K and I read that?

Also, Jarhead opens today. Uh yeah. Okay.

RPS - The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark

Sometimes I look in the mirror and wonder what hell will be like. And then I think, no, God is laughing too hard to let Satan get all the good crack-fic.


Inspired by The Most Famous Hetero Life-Partners Ever ™ buying themselves a landmark gay establishment, I present George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jared Leto in...*

RPF/RPS
Dedicated to ethrosdemon and all you crazy people
Disclaimer: If I have to actually remind you that this is all 100% false, except for whatever's true, we have problems.

The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (Prologue)


( Please note that the reason George is listed before Brad on the marquee is purely an alphabetical issue and not a commentary on anyone's status on the A-List or who prefers to be on top, because since George threw his back out filming Syriana, he's not allowed on top anyway )