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Nov. 6th, 2005 08:51 amInsta-Rec: The Best Part of Breaking Up by
fryadvocate. Barbie-fic. Major crack-fic. Seriously, I know what you're saying, but think about the crack-fic I peddle here -- would I lead you astray? This is quintessential crack-fic about the Barbie/Ken break up, and for anyone who ever had a Barbie in their lives, this is a must read. Over the line he heard her irritated sigh, the one from her days as Secretary of State. "Ken, really. We were together forever. It had nothing to do with how you were in bed. Blaine came along and I suddenly realized that I deserve to be more than your beard."
And yes, I am working on the next part of The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars... but quality crack takes time, and inspiration. Plus, I have to come up with the perfect name for the new Clooney & Pitt Boom Boom Rooms. Maybe the B Squared B&B. Suggestions are totally welcome. AHHH! I have no Ari icons?
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And yes, I am working on the next part of The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars... but quality crack takes time, and inspiration. Plus, I have to come up with the perfect name for the new Clooney & Pitt Boom Boom Rooms. Maybe the B Squared B&B. Suggestions are totally welcome. AHHH! I have no Ari icons?