Choose your own ending!

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

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Dear Kassie,

I already have the gay uncle thing cornered and if you try to steal my thunder in the next four days I will hunt you down and cut you.


No love,
me


Dear Jake,

Don't worry, I know I'm being a hardass about the story, but I just want to find the right partner for you. You don't want to end up with some hobo with crooked teeth again do you? And then there was Jared with all his fucking eyeliner smeared all over everything. That's just no good either. He had hygiene problems. You're better off without him. Really. Listen to Brad and George.

<3,
me


Dear James Dean,

Why are you dead? You would be the perfect boyfriend for Jake.

???
me


Dear Ari,

You rock, but stop taking over the story.

x,
me


Dear Jamie Bamber,

Holy shit are you hot.

xx,
me

RPS – The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (2/4)

For my girls (and boys), I present the Big Gay Uncles, George Clooney & Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard & Ari Gold in

RPS/RPF
Prologue
Part 1

The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (2/4)


( This story contains drug usage, conference calls, puppies, references to beards, cleverness, Anderson Cooper, Fruity Pebbles, Angelina Jolie and blue balls. If that offends you, why the hell are you fucking reading it then? )