Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out

1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?

2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!

3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.

3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.

4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.

5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example: romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough

Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.

I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.

On behalf of trinityofone, rageprufrock, saturnalia and kaubukivice:

I keep getting requests for Entourage downloads, which I sadly don't have to share or I wouldn't be asking, but if anybody's does have the show for download, please comment here or get in touch with the aforementioned people. Why would you do this? Well a) Ari b) it's fucking Entourage c) it will do wonders for your karma d) then they too can hug it out bitch.

And I'll prolly write you some Ari fic or something. :D


ETA: While I'm asking for things for other people, my most beloved serialkarma has not seen the Battlestar Galactica episode 'Scar' so if any of you good good people could help her out as well, that would make me so happy, I'd prolly drabble you porn or something.