It's all about the hotass.

The Unholy Terror Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.


Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards? ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.


*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.


ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.


ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.