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The Jake Gyllenhaal Mastercard Advert

+ The cost of The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love, and one Gay Landmark: One month, give or take a few days, so insert my pay stub [here]

+ The cost of a set of three crack pipes: $15.99 (I'm estimating)

+ Photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols invading each other's space, while using Sophia Bush as a beard: Provided by you lot, so FREE

+ Jake's publicist actually denying anything is happening between them?: PRICELESS



Ari loves this town.

ETA: Congratulations to Peter and Maggie! *courtesy of serialkarma