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The Jake Gyllenhaal Mastercard Advert

+ The cost of The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love, and one Gay Landmark: One month, give or take a few days, so insert my pay stub [here]

+ The cost of a set of three crack pipes: $15.99 (I'm estimating)

+ Photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols invading each other's space, while using Sophia Bush as a beard: Provided by you lot, so FREE

+ Jake's publicist actually denying anything is happening between them?: PRICELESS



Ari loves this town.

ETA: Congratulations to Peter and Maggie! *courtesy of serialkarma

Comments

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Damn you. Now I'm going to have to go re-read that whole honkin' masterpiece of crack.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. They're "just friends!" The elopement to Canada can't be too far off, don't you think?

[antheia.livejournal.com]

omg they're having a baby?! why am I excited for people I don't even know?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you deserve, like, cookies or something.

[slightlywee.livejournal.com]

I think the best part of the baby-announcement picture is that Maggie has her hand on Pete's tum. She's proud, man, and she knows he'll be a great mom.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

[czechangel.livejournal.com]

I love you like times a million.

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

*wheeze*

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. oh, jake.

also, eee, little gyllenhaal-sarsgaard baby. clearly it should be named aaron, or some other name with two a's in it, just to round things out.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

you win at LIFE today.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i wish i could quit the crack you sell--no, no, wait, i don't. XD

[vylit.livejournal.com]

Jake should just admit to it. He has to know that he's not fooling ANYONE. Although, hee, having the publicist say something actually draws more attention to it. GOOD JOB.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

(I'm estimating) - Sure you are ;)

Are you thinking on that leaked Welling sex tape? Do it.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Real life is always so much better when it dovetails with the good crack.

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, isn't that what Pitt's publicist said before the actor went on a aid-giving, baby-adopting, kid-spawning world tour with Jolie?

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

I think you're right.

*cackles madly*

Here's hoping it happens this time!!!!

[rubywisp.livejournal.com]

Watching Jake and Austin be "just friends" is very, very fun.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

This will be entertaining.

Ah, pre-wedded bliss.

Who else thinks they'll move to Canada for the wedding?

[resmin.livejournal.com]

So much love for the boys, you and the imitable Ari.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

They went (http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/2006/04/when-publicity-stunts-go-sort-of-right.html) to a Lakers game again (http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/dont-deny-this-love.html). I'm not feeling Jake's scruff, but whatever. :D