The Best Story I Never Wrote

I am stuck in the middle of my current story, so I thought I should distract myself. Oh, look, Wentworth Miller Blaise with GUNS!! I'm sorry, but the minute I saw this I thought: YESSSSSSSS! Followed in short order by "hot DAMN", and where is the story where Blaise is a hit man, and Draco's his boss, and Blaise gets hired to off someone political, like, say, Harry Potter, only the sex is really good, because Potter thinks Blaise is an escort or something, so Blaise is like, well whatever, because Potter's crazier than Draco. Only Draco goes mental when Blaise runs off with Potter, and goes to get him back, and there's a crazy shoot out. At some point Blaise gets wounded by Potter, and Harry's all, "I could've killed you, you know, but you're really good in bed, and you're amusing as hell" and Blaise is all, "Don't do me any favours" and then he passes out from blood loss and wakes up in hospital with Draco at his side and Draco's all, "If you ever leave me again, I'll shoot you myself!"

Yeah, pretend I wrote that story.

Also, I saw the Love Monkey marathon this past weekend, if two episodes could ever be considered a marathon. Anyroad, that's a good show, and it has lots of really good music. I want that music. Anyone got the hook-up?