The Best Story I Never Wrote

[hackthis_archive]

I am stuck in the middle of my current story, so I thought I should distract myself. Oh, look, Wentworth Miller Blaise with GUNS!! I'm sorry, but the minute I saw this I thought: YESSSSSSSS! Followed in short order by "hot DAMN", and where is the story where Blaise is a hit man, and Draco's his boss, and Blaise gets hired to off someone political, like, say, Harry Potter, only the sex is really good, because Potter thinks Blaise is an escort or something, so Blaise is like, well whatever, because Potter's crazier than Draco. Only Draco goes mental when Blaise runs off with Potter, and goes to get him back, and there's a crazy shoot out. At some point Blaise gets wounded by Potter, and Harry's all, "I could've killed you, you know, but you're really good in bed, and you're amusing as hell" and Blaise is all, "Don't do me any favours" and then he passes out from blood loss and wakes up in hospital with Draco at his side and Draco's all, "If you ever leave me again, I'll shoot you myself!"

Yeah, pretend I wrote that story.

Also, I saw the Love Monkey marathon this past weekend, if two episodes could ever be considered a marathon. Anyroad, that's a good show, and it has lots of really good music. I want that music. Anyone got the hook-up?

Comments

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Dude, write that story!

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

NGGUHHHH!! That.just.*dies*

[kgoodbuddy.livejournal.com]

The best music in those episodes belongs to Teddy Geiger. His album (Underage Thinking) came out about three weeks ago, and you can get it most everywhere. WAY worth the price of a cd. The kid is actually 17---writes his own music and lyrics, plays piano and guitar like a prodigy---and if his debut's this good, my guess is he'll be around a while.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU (again)

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Be a good girl and write that story. I would but it would be finished next, next year.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. YAY STORY! If you need a beta, hit me up.

And Wentworth is just too fucking pretty.

*goes back to making Prison Break icons*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! Are you around today? I lost my soundtrack art, and uh, the tracklisting has changed too.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

AHAHAA! Smooooooth. Hit me up with an e-mail with the new track listings and I can get it to you by this evening.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am so smooth. Just you wait.

[issyadore.livejournal.com]

slsk for music. http://www.slsknet.org/

[mattador.livejournal.com]

Wriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

*pretends story exists*

*loves it to death*

I've been of the opinion for quite some time now that Blaise was meant to be a hit man.

[kattiya.livejournal.com]

*loves you*
But wait - where did Harry go? Did Draco off him?

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

*loves the fake story forever and ever*

Please write it??? I could co-beta it for you!!!!!

Because Blaise as a hitwizard is just akdsfjsfkhjs;k.

For real.

You should watch Prsion Break, if only for the pretty.

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

*guh* Why yes, Blaise should definitely be a hitman. Yummy.

I also have a nice linky for you. Wentworth pics! (found through my flist)

http://lucylooo.livejournal.com/1723315.html#cutid1