Help me Obi-Wan Fandom, you are my only hope!

a) astolat is writing Entourage. Fiercely awesome Entourage of the Vince/Eric stripe. There is Home Sweet Home which is house hunting and not being gay and sex and Shauna, and also The Best You Ever Had, which is just hotass porn with gold-foil E's and Chamillionaire and exhibitionism. Try not to crash her server by all reading it at once.

b) I wrote new BFFOTP Landry & Tim on Friday. My Best Friend's Girl where there is lemonade and chaps and BBQ chips and Lord of the Flies.

c) (which prolly should be a) It has come to my attention that in my half-assed watching of the first few episodes of Heroes I have missed the scene in the pilot where Mama Petrelli tells Peter that Nathan doesn't love him the way Peter loves Nathan. Um, dude. WHAT? I must see this at ONCE! Where is this scene for public viewing? Please, don't let me miss this. There are spa massages that depend on this! Well, fictional ones, but still.

ETA: I have now seen the holy land, err, scene because slodwick loves me. As for the scene, um, wow. That was, um, yeah. Dude. DUDE. I only re-wound it like four times.