Overcome, bitches!

Things were a little dire today. I won't lie. Even Generation Kill porn wasn't helping. I took down that last post, because just looking at it was making me crazy and I want this to be my happy (ish) place. Thankfully, I've been properly sedated and we're okay. Okay, I've also been hog-tied and handcuffed to the sofa, but what can you do? Kinky right? While I'm waiting for the person with the key to get back from a beer run I recommend:

1. Michael Phelps, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and That Baseball Dude reenacting the best of Risky Business in their boxers*. And then...

2. The return of the Budweiser Wassup! Crew, who are endorsing Barack Obama with this absolutely cracking ad that covers global warming, the economic crisis, the health care crisis and Iraq. That's what I call multitasking.

Ooh! Beer and keys are here! Must go! Enjoy!


*Thanks thorne_scratch and scrunchy