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Addendums to the on notice board.
Oct. 27th, 2008 09:03 amDear Dog Owners:
You would be very unhappy if you opened the door one morning and someone had taken a huge shit all over your door step, so why you let your dogs shit all over somebody else's property escapes me. Not cool, folks, not fucking cool. If you have enough sense to take the dog out so it won't shit in your house, you should have enough sense to take a fucking rubbish bag to clean it up. That is part of ownership, cleaning up the mess. And if you don't have enough decency to do that, then your pet should be taken away by the Common Sense and Propriety Brigade. You wouldn't let your kid shit on someone's lawn, so why is it okay to let your dog do it?
No love,
X
Dear Missouri, excuse me, Missourah,
You lot are fucking priceless. As far as working the Obama phone banks go, you're up there in entertainment value. I am reminded of the Dave Chappelle skit about people being okay talking about fucking someone up the ass, but not talking about their vote, because that's personal! Bless.
Very burned out, but amused,
X
Dear Mad Man,
Oh, my fucking god. Best written show currently on TV. Even when you're not about something you're setting the ground for something else. Made of awesome. Why do I have to wait until next summer for S3? AMC, stop dicking around and sort out Matt Weiner's new contract already. ( Mad Men spoilers of awesome here )
Just saying,
X
Now, I go to write Generation Kill porn. Hopefully.
You would be very unhappy if you opened the door one morning and someone had taken a huge shit all over your door step, so why you let your dogs shit all over somebody else's property escapes me. Not cool, folks, not fucking cool. If you have enough sense to take the dog out so it won't shit in your house, you should have enough sense to take a fucking rubbish bag to clean it up. That is part of ownership, cleaning up the mess. And if you don't have enough decency to do that, then your pet should be taken away by the Common Sense and Propriety Brigade. You wouldn't let your kid shit on someone's lawn, so why is it okay to let your dog do it?
No love,
X
Dear Missouri, excuse me, Missourah,
You lot are fucking priceless. As far as working the Obama phone banks go, you're up there in entertainment value. I am reminded of the Dave Chappelle skit about people being okay talking about fucking someone up the ass, but not talking about their vote, because that's personal! Bless.
Very burned out, but amused,
X
Dear Mad Man,
Oh, my fucking god. Best written show currently on TV. Even when you're not about something you're setting the ground for something else. Made of awesome. Why do I have to wait until next summer for S3? AMC, stop dicking around and sort out Matt Weiner's new contract already. ( Mad Men spoilers of awesome here )
Just saying,
X
Now, I go to write Generation Kill porn. Hopefully.
