We break for gratuitous hotass.

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.