You don't like this record? Fucking change it.

[hackthis_archive]

All right, people, we've all freaked out enough. C'mon, I'll put my passport down if you will too. Seriously, look I'm just as disappointed as anybody, but tomorrow is another day and then there's one after that and another one after that, too. Before you know it four years'll be over and it we'll all be screaming Malfoy/Nott Clinton/Obama!

You've got to look on the bright side here. Yes, there really is one too. If you can read this, that means you've got eyes to see it with. If you respond that means at least you've got fingers to type with, and even if you're despairing and sad, dude, at least you got up this morning. There are a lot of people out there who didn't.

So, you know, get up, get out, do something.

Two tears in a bucket, motherfuckit.

Write some porn.

Comments

Re: Third time had better fucking be a charm

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!

I heart this. And you. It's hot and you re-wrote it for me after LJ ate it. I heart you so mcuh right now! ::adores madly::

Re: Third time had better fucking be a charm

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I think I got most of the points that amused me in the original, though some are missing, I'm sure of it - I think there was a Generation X/Husk reference and other stuff that was funny. But I *loves* you too much not to try to recreate it.

And tonight! Squees!