OMGWTFBBQBITCHES!!!!!!

[hackthis_archive]

Okay, we all know I've had to sedate myself to get through the day, but run bitches, RUN! to read about Theodore & Neville and what it really means to a be a Slytherin through Blaise's eyes in circe_tigana's we are all made of stars

It's the bestest shit! She's so smart, OMG I so less than three Circe!

Okay, now onto the main event. I was going to do this tomorrow, but I'm too excited and OMG a Jeff Buckley video is on Teh Telly! This is unheard of! Tomorrow I will win the lottery and run off with a hot man! But first...


The Crazy Good

1. First of all? Who missed Summer? I missed Summer, she rocks, and is hawt and that quip about Marissa needing to eat? Hee.

2. Seth living in Portland with Luke and Luke's Gay Day (Carson?!) and what's that about Luke's Gay Dad dating? It's so Luke's Two Gay Dads! Josh loves me still! Oh, Josh loves me still. How much does Josh love me you ask? So much that when Summer brought Seth's stuff back over what was in that basket?

London Calling on Vinyl

TA in the HOUSE!!!

OMGWTFJOSHLOVESMESTILL!!!!

I so less than three Josh.

3. Ryan working in construction and being all dirty. Who feeds hackthis's dirty!boy fetish? Josh does!

4. Sandy is the bestest most understanding dad ever. Seth does not deserve him.

5. The gayest most gay thing you will ever see on TV is the Seth and Ryan thing at the end when Ryan was going to leave and Seth started twitched violently and then ran after him. He loves his man. He was going to stay in Portland and pine away without him! Seth is so bi, why did Josh punk us with no hugging? We were fucking gyped!

Joshua, I'll remember this later on, just so you know.

6. The entire hour was an Ode to making me feel better. Example a) Teh Gayness of Seth and Ryan b) The trailer for Ocean's Twelve! c) Steve motherfucking McQueen in a Mustang commercial! The Steve McQueen Reform School, people!!! Steve McQueen was from Chino! Yis!

7. Luke as a giant Golden Retriever. Tears, people, serious tears of hysterical laughter.

8. The music really does rock. Mad props, son!

9. Ryan bit his lip and looked all shy! I nearly died. Did I mention the super gay and how Seth practically melted when Ryan walked through the doorway?

10. Even Caleb thought that Seth ran to Portland cos his boyfriend left. So. Really v v gay.


OMG, now I have two whole shows to watch on TV!


The Insanely Bad

1. Marissa. Screaming is not telling people how you feel. I mean, yeah, it is, but dude, Primal Screaming therapy is where it's at.

2. How is Julie not realising that her daughter is the biggest lush EVER?!

3. If I had ever talked to my parents the way Seth took Sandy to task, I'd've been slapped six-ways from Sunday, clamped in leg-irons and dragged home. That sort of disrespect is just not to be borne.

4. Kirsten, baby, I can see your chest plate. EAT!

5. Did I mention Marissa?

6. Theresa was pregnant. We couldn't even get a fake pregnancy stomach for her? Did we spend the whole budget on that deal with the Ford people?


HUH?

1. Kirsten called Seth by his middle name on the phone, but I was too busy shrieking to hear it. Can somebody hook a sister up?

2. What the fuck was up with the restaurant disapperance. No cookies for that.


Next week

Back to school! Man, I'm glad not to be in high school anymore.

Comments

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Seth's middle name is Ezekiel.

And dude, I saw that London Calling and shrieked. And this really was an incredibly gay episode - even Caleb agreed!!

EEEEEEEE! Show is back!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It was just the gayest gay that ever did gay. Yeah, that's a direct quote right there.

[sloanesomething.livejournal.com]

I adored Summer.

"...until I remembered I don't cry over bitches on boats."

And I loved that Seth got his ass kicked by Luke in the pilot, and was living with Luke in this episode, and it was utterly believable. Good on you, guys.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"...until I remembered I don't cry over bitches on boats."

That really was the best shit, where's my Summer icon again? Damn.

[poopins.livejournal.com]

I don't know Zahra but that subject line was hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was excited, dude, for shizzle. I used up my entire quota of exclamation points for the month in two friggin posts.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I couldn't watch the Marissa parts. The hurt me, deep down inside. She's so the least sympathetic character on that show. How about she gets drunk and drowns in the pool?

Also, were you not irritated by Theresa's fakeout? There is an obvious setup there for that to come back and bite Ryan in the ass - probably right when he and Marissa are settling into relationship bliss (puke) again.

I really like Navi Rawat, though, so I wouldn't mind seeing more of Theresa. Especially if, like, she kicks Marissa's bony ass. Yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, were you not irritated by Theresa's fakeout? There is an obvious setup there for that to come back and bite Ryan in the ass - probably right when he and Marissa are settling into relationship bliss (puke) again.

Really, I was all set to go mental, but Josh threw me a fast pitch by seguing straight into the gay and I didn't have time to get my wobbler ready. And uh, yeah, you know that kid is SO coming back, but really how do we know it's not Eddie's? Why was that shit never addressed properly. Also, if they could see their way to ditch Marissa and bring back Anna and keep Theresa, we'd be all gravy.

Joshua, are you listening?

[teaphile.livejournal.com]

Seth is so bi, why did Josh punk us with no hugging? We were fucking gyped!


My theory is that Seth really wanted the hug, and knew Ryan would expect the hug (they have a history of it, after all), but was afraid to hug in case he betrayed his feelings. Yup. That's why he threw off that line about hugging.

I actually liked Marissa when she screamed. Sure it didn't accomplish anything, but at least she stopped lying for a bit.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

My theory is that Seth really wanted the hug, and knew Ryan would expect the hug (they have a history of it, after all), but was afraid to hug in case he betrayed his feelings. Yup. That's why he threw off that line about hugging.

Yes, I know it was all obvious, but I wanted teh Obvious! *sulks*

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Seth tossed off that line because he was totally hard and didn't want Ryan to know. Duh.

GAH. I still wanted a hug, too. Am sulking. Stupid Josh.

WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT! HI JOSH! YOU ROCK!

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on every. Single. Point.

Wow, way to climb inside my head. Can't say I mind much, though. ;)

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Luke as a giant Golden Retriever.
Oh dear God. Heeee!

I can't wait for this episode to air in the U.K.! Sounds really funny. Plus, a renewal of the gay! This can only be a good thing.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know this isn't the most concise recap ever *g* , but torchthisnow gets into a lot of things I skipped over, so, definitely check her LJ out and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Cheers, m'dears!

I have one question, though, which I'll email you (so as now to take up waaay too much space in the comments).

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

This was all about you, babe. Hell, I'm surprised you were actually still *breathing* in order to write up this post. *g* The London Calling on vinyl, the O12, the Steve McQueen...

Even my sister, slash blinders firmly in place (and never having seen the show before last night), turned to me after the show and asked, "How much slash is being written about those two?" I asked her if she *really* wanted me to answer that question. *g*

Damn, I forgot to put my Jenga!Seth icon into rotation before I left this morning. Grrr.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I knew going into the episode that pretty much anything that happened was going to be anti-climactic after waiting SIXFRIGGINMONTHS, and in a way it was, but then there was The Clash and Steve McQueen and O12 and I was bouncing all over the furniture, it was insane.

[aimeelicious]

Kirsten SO needs to eat, she looked great last season, I can't imagine they told Kelly to lose weight. I've gotten used to Marissa's bones but am not keen on doing the same for another character.

Anyway, OMG it was so gay and I need angsty, smutty, schmoopy Seth/Ryan fic RIGHT NOW!!!

Also, I need an O.C. icon.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Feel love!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

The entire hour was an Ode to making me feel better. Example a) Teh Gayness of Seth and Ryan b) The trailer for Ocean's Twelve! c) Steve motherfucking McQueen in a Mustang commercial! The Steve McQueen Reform School, people!!! Steve McQueen was from Chino! Yis!

Dude, I almost fell off the couch. Never mind that I don't like the new Mustang that much that was just...

You know Josh reads our LJs. There's no other explanation.

*waves to Josh*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The new mustang is horrible, I hate to say that about the decendents of the original beautiful car, but the Mustang hasn't looked good since the early 70s. I liked the early 90s version, but these recent boxy models are atrocious.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

My friend [Unknown site tag] used to have this sweet 1990 anniversary edition Mustang, all tricked out. He let me drive it once (only because he was too drunk). I thought I was in heaven.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, everybody say 'Hi' to Josh!

Hi, Josh!!!

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

London Calling on vinyl made me squee. Almost everything made me squee.

Seth and Ryan love each other *so much*!!! Eeeeee!

This time in a coherant sentence.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes. Seth + Ryan 4EVA!

Why does show make me regress this way?

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

The gayest most gay thing you will ever see on TV is the Seth and Ryan thing at the end when Ryan was going to leave and Seth started twitched violently and then ran after him. He loves his man. He was going to stay in Portland and pine away without him! Seth is so bi, why did Josh punk us with no hugging? We were fucking gyped!

Well, it was pretty gay. I may have even squealed 'OMGTHEGAYKISSALREADY!' outloud. But Josh totally punked us. a) no huggery, and b) no ass-kicking of Seth, and dammit, *I* wanted to smack him for being a rude bitchy thing to Sandy, the bestest dad who ever bested. I expected ass-kickery, a semi-punch from Ryan. Something! It is not the O.C. if there's no punching!

Well, Summer can kick Seth's ass next week. That's what I'm counting on.

And, dude. They couldn't maybe give Ryan an actual room? Noooo. Back to the pool-house with you, our very gay son's Chinoan gay boyfriend. Who was totally hot with the dirty construction yard thing. Also? I like funny!Ryan. He's cute. But he should still deliver the smackdowns, in the physical and the Glare of Doom sense of the word.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I seriously couldn't believe that nobody was giving Seth whatfor! He's the biggest spoiled brat ever - bigger than Summer and that's saying a lot. He's 16, you don't have choices at that age, you do what you're told! And Sandy, I love you but you can be a hippie parent and still do the discipline thing! Look at what happens when you don't! Julie is all 'if we don't do something about Marissa...' and I'm all 'bitch, it IS too late!'

Insane.

Yeah, I heart this show.