Teh O.C., bitches!!

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Wow, lots of posting today.

It's Thursday, deal.



I have a new boyfriend -- his name is Zach. He's a WASP-version of Seth Cohen. Only functional. And adorable. And hawt. With the prettiest green eyes too! He's prolly gay, but nobody's perfect. I need Zach icons!

Seriously, people, I so less than three Zach. Joshua, you have done so good!!! EEEEEE!!!!

I'm not as impressed with DJ, but that's okay. I wasn't expecting to be, people tying their shirts around their waists makes me twitch, kinda like when they wear them like capes too. Also, no cookies for Marissa hiding DJ cos he was the lawn boy when she was flaunting Ryan's blue-collar-Chino thing. Way to be a hypocrite.

Also, if Zach's unavailabile, Ryan works just as well, because he's so hot when he's dumping Marissa and being all architect-y, and when the advisor lady was all 'you're going to be an architect', the way his face glowed made my heart miss a beat.

I heart Ryan too. He's so take charge this season, and he talks too! I love how they make fun of season one with the whole 'I'll just sit in the corner and brood thing.'

I would make Sandy my boyfriend, but he's married. And he loves his wife! And is really hot when he's angry, too!

If you want more proof that Josh loves us, and listens to us, look at the whole Summer & Ryan scene -- that was a straight up lalejandra bonding production right there. Also, Summer is just so adorable and she almost makes up for Marissa, but not quite. Marissa makes me itch. But Julie was fucking killer in that bathing costume and that necklace. She was fierce.

Rock, on kids.

Seth's slowly getting on my good side, but oh, I feel the urge of the Zach/Ryan thing so then Ryan can have a boyfriend not living under the same roof.

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Okay. Not only was I not IMPRESSED with DJ... I thought he was fugly.

You hear that? I said, "FUGLY"! Not ugly. The dude is FUCKING UGLY!

Course, if you chop his head off, it'd be a definite improvement.

And, ohmygod! When Ryan dumped Marissa (again), I actually started cheering! That boy is smooooooth, yo. And her? Well, she's got the personality of wax paper.

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Hence his name, which I've decided is Fugly McGardener. Or maybe Fugly McMidget.

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Ohmyfuckingod... Thank you for reminding me... Can they not get anyone taller for Mischa Barton to get watery eyed for?! I mean, she's already dry as toast, can't we at least get her someone that she doesn't have to lean DOWN to. Heh.

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And, ohmygod! When Ryan dumped Marissa (again), I actually started cheering! That boy is smooooooth, yo. And her? Well, she's got the personality of wax paper.

That's my Dez! You guys crack my shit up. ::adores::

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I'm here to represent the 420 sisterhood, yo.