Year End Wrap-up

[hackthis_archive]

I know I write a lot; I know this and you know this. But apparently, I really write a lot. Perhaps too much. I need to find myself a girl man-slave, mate.*




January

Ficlet: Just Say No; cover by meret (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: When December Falls (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Request!Fic Achromatic (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Request!Fic Hetero-lifemates (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Ficlet: Only Different (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: The Straw and the Camel (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Birthday!Fic: Accidental Heroes (HP, Harry/Neville) - for boniblithe
Ficlet: - Love Not By Degrees (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Birthday!Fic: Come Away With Me - for happyminion’s birthday (SV, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet: 2.4 Seconds in the Day (SV, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet: The Tooth Fairy - for spiffydaze (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Fic: Transfiguration (LOTRips, EW)
Ficlet: Here Be Monsters (SV, Lex/Clark)

Total: 13



February

Birthday! Fic: Uncomplicated - (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW) - for ethrosdemon
Request!SmutFiclet: Unrestrained - (SV, Lex/Clark) (for lalejandra
Challenge!Fic: The Female of the Species - for the OCFF (The O.C., Seth/Summer)
Fic: The Prodigal Replacement* (SV, Lex/Adam, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet:Flammable Situations* (SV, Lex/Adam, Lex/Clark)
Fic: On a Subject of Some Regret* (SV, Lex/Adam, Lex/Clark)
Fic: Even Honesty is Financial Speculation* (SV, Lex/Adam, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet:The Book Fetishests* (SV, Lex/Adam, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet: Rapunzel* (SV, Lex/Adam)
Ficlet: Simple - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: The World According to Taxi Drivers (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Ficlet: The Boy Who Cried Love (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: If I Was Your Girlfriend (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Fic:- Four and Twenty Poor Boys Singing in the Street (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Ficlet: Drowning (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Ficlet:The Title is Never as Clever as the End(LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Fic: Broken Pedestals - (HP, Harry/Neville)
Ficlet: Bellini (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Ficlet: The Courtship of Callum King (SV/WA, Lex/Clark, Cal/Sean)

*The Adam Era

Total: 19



March

Oscar!Fic: What’s Read and White and Nearly Over; More Times Than the Milkman; D’Yer Wanna Be a Spaceman (LOTRips, DM/BB/EW) - tig with lalejandra
Fic: My Beautiful Friend or Five Things that Never Happened to Adam Knight - (SV, Lex/Adam/Clark)
Wrong!Ficlet: Too Bad About Your Girl - (Lost RPS, Ian/Dom)
Fic: It’s Good to be Free (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Ficlet: The Reason I Breathe is You (LOTRips, BB/DM/other)
Ficlet: The Story of Us (HP, Harry/Neville)
Fic: Everyone is a Frustrated Something (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Ficlet: Fell in Love With a Boy (The O.C., Seth/Ryan)
Ficlet: Cigarettes Will Kill You (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW)
Ficlet: The Greatest Band that Never Was (LOTRips, EW/var.)
Ficlet: How to Disappear Completely (LOTRips, DM)
Ficlet Quicksand (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: The Third Man: Billy; Elijah; Dominic (LOTRips, BB/DM/EW) - icons provided by edigo
Fic: I Shot Down the Moon for You - (HP, Neville/Draco)
Fic: Buzz -(HP, Neville/Draco)
Ficlet: Anotherloverholenyohead (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Fic: All that Glitters (HP, Neville/Draco)
Ficlet: The Love Movement - (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Ficlet: 185 Words Short and Then Some - (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Fic Evasion - (HP, Remus/Sirius, for nifra_idril
Crack!Ficlet: Only the Slightest Bit Insane - (LOTRips, DM/BB) - inspired by circe_tigana
Ficlet: Everything in My Pocket (SV, Lex/Clark, for oxoniensis
Fic: The Sum of Our Parts - (LOTRips, DM/BB)
Ficlet: When Fortune Knocks - - (LOTRips, DM/BB/EW/other)
Crack!fic: Welcome to the Dark Side (SV/RPS/HP/LOTRips)

Total: 27



April

Fic: Trainspotting - (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Fic: I Wanna Be Sedated or Seth Cohen and the Art of Zen (The O.C. Ryan/Seth)
X-over!Fic: Rock'n'Roll Star (LOTRips/HCL, Billy/Billy)

Total: 3



May

Fic: Water Everywhere - (due South, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: Close Only Counts With Handgrenades - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: Hope’s Just Another Four-Letter Word - (The O.C. Ryan/Seth)
Fic: Seth as a Verb - (The O.C. Ryan/Seth)
Fic: Persistent Buggers - (HP, Neville/Draco)
Drabbles: Distractions - (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Request!Fic: Klepto - (LOTRips, BB/DM)
Request!Fic: When I Am King You Will Be First Against the Wall - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet: Predictable - (HP, Harry/Ron)
Smut!Fic - Fake Plastic Love - (SV, Lex/Clark)

Total: 10



June

Ficlet: This is How the Story Ends (A God Among Insects) (X2, Bobby/St.John)
Fic: Dark Horses and Vague Misconceptions (HP, Ron/Neville)
Birthday!Fic: Last Night a DJ Saved My Life (SV, Kal-El/Lex) - for kattiya
Fic: Blowing Origami or Those Things that Really Suck - (HP, Draco/Harry)
Birthday!Fic: Identity Crisis (LOTRips, DM/BB; DM/VM; DM/EW) - for edigo
Fic: A Rose is a Rose is a Rose - (HP, Draco/Ron/Neville/Harry)
Request!Fic: Also Known As - (HP/Alias, Neville/Sark) - for serialkarma
Ficlet: Mind the Gap - (HP, Harry/Neville/Ron)
Ficlet Wishful Thinking - (HP, Fred/George)
Fic: Delicate - (HP, Ron/Neville)
Ficlet: Delusuions of Grandeur - (The O.C. Seth/Ryan)
Fic: Imagine - (HP, Harry/Neville)
Fic: Pugilist - (HP, Ron, Ron/Draco)
Fic: The Greenhouse-Birdbath-Kitchen-Sink Drama Network - (HP, Ron/Neville)
Ficlet: Post-Script (The O.C. Ryan/Seth)

Total: 15


July

Ficlet: L'Ennui - (HP, Harry/Neville)
Birthday!Fic: The Steve McQueen Reform School for Boys (The O.C., gen Ryan/Seth) - for serialkarma
Ficlet: Talkin' About a Revolution (Just Another Regular Bloke) (HP, Ron/Var)
X-over!Fic: Rule #2,812: Beware the Charming Pretty People with Wands (SV/HP, Lex/Draco)
Ficlet: That Really Butters My Muffin - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Request!Ficlet: Potential Ending #5 - (HP, Neville/Draco)
Fic: All Roads Lead to Rome - (Spider-Man 2, Harry/Peter)
Fic: My Name is Inigo Montoya - (Spider-Man 2, Harry/Peter)
Fic: That Old Malfoy Charm - (HP, Draco/Harry)
Fic: The Bed You Made - (Spider-Man 2, Harry/Peter)
Ficlet: Times Infinity - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: It's Not Easy Being Green - (Spider-Man 2, Harry/Peter)
Fic: Cohabitating - (Entourage, Eric/Vince)
Fic: For Those With Anger Management Issues - (HP, Neville/Ron)
Birthday!Fic: Better the Devil You Know - (SV/Alias, Lex/Sark) - for celli
Ficlet: The Sixty-Fourth Time - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Fic: Red Ships and Green Ships - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: Like You Do - (LOTRips, DM/BB)
Ficlet: la petite mort - (LOTRips, DM/BB)

Total: 19



August

Fic: What You Do For Your Friends - (Entourage, Eric/Vince)
Unfinished!X-overfic: Evil is the New Black - (Alias/SV, Lex/Sark)
Request!Fic: The Apocalypse Has Been Postponed - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth)
Ficlet: Politik - (HP, Draco/Ron/Neville/Harry)
Smut!Fic: Six-Thirteen in the Morning - (SV, Lex/Clark)
Request!Fic: Leave Emotion @ the Door - (Ocean's 11, Danny/Rusty; Rusty/Linus) for ethrosdemon
Fic: Happiness is a Serious Problem - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth (HP, Hermione/Ron/Harry/Neville)
Fic: A Less Than Immaculate Conception (HP, Neville)
Ficlet: Little Jack Horner (nip/tuck, Sean/Christian)
Fic: Like a Lifestyle Choice - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: The Man in the Would-Be Suit - (Entourage, Eric/Vince)
Someonelse'ssandboxfic!: Boys Like This and Boys Like That - (HP AU, belonging to serialkarma, Ron/Draco)

Total: 13


September

Fic: T.T.T.H.T.O.T - (HP, Ron/Neville)
Fic: Minor Inconveniences - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Request!Fic: This is My Truth, Tell Me Yours - (HP, Remus/Sirius)
Fic: Sharp-Dressed Man - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Fic: Strange Allies - (HP, Blaise/Neville/Harry/Draco)
Fic: To All the Aliens I've Loved Before - (SV, Lex/Clark) inspired by nifra_idril
Fic: A Perfect Lie - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: Waiting for Godot - (HP, Neville/Draco)
Request!Ficlet: My Boyfriend Left Me For Some Chick Who Got Pregnant By Somebody Else Because He’s Got a Martyr Complex, and I Had to Go to Portland to Get Over It by Seth Cohen - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth) inspired by issaro
Ficlet: Crippled Angels in Devon - (A Separate Peace)
Fic: The Curious Incident of the Dog in Daylight, (HP, Remus/Sirius)
Request!Ficlet: Tearing Down the Myth - (HP, Harry/Neville) - for lalejandra
Fic: Love is Disappointment - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
X-overCrack!Fic: Superheroes Local 101 - (Smallville/JLA/Warrior Angel/DC Comics/Marvel)
X-over!Fic: Modern Life is Rubbish (dS/Dead Like Me)
Birthday!Fic: The Greenest Eye - (HP, Harry/Draco, for fearlessdiva)

Total: 16


October

Ficlet: Emotional Cripples R'Us - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth)
Request!Ficlet: Maybe Next Year Will Be Better Than The Last - (HP, Harry/Neville/Draco) for switchknife
TM!Fic: Dance With Them What Brung You - (HP, Theodore/Draco) inspired by circe_tigana
Drabble: Untitled!due South - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Ficlet: The Olive Branch - (Lost, Sayid)
Fic: Welcome to the Fallout - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth)
CrackX-over!Fic: Super-villains of the World Unite! - (Smallville/Alias/Spiderman/HP/JLA/DC Comics/Marvel)
Ficlet:Things to Do in the Copy Room of the 27th Precinct - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Fic: Son of a Preacher Man - (Lost, Boone/Jack)
Fic: A Man of Perspective - Lost (Sawyer)
Request!Ficlet: Everything Will Never Be Okay (SV, Lex/Clark)
Ficlet: The Kindness of Butterflies (HP, Harry/Neville)
Ficlet: If We Can Land a Man on the Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth)
TM!fic: Dearth - (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Drabble: Life is Not a Rehersal (SV, Lex/Clark)
Drabblish: I Used to Know You When (Lost, Shannon/Charlie)
TM!Fic: Don't Be Shallow (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Fic: Stay (faraway, so close) (Lost, Sayid/Kate/Sawyer)
TM!Fic: The Weight (HP, Theodore/Neville)

Total: 19


November

Fic: Telegraph Avenue Coda: Check Your Head (The O.C)
TM!FicThe Coast is Never Clear, (HP, Theodore/Neville)
TM!FicYou and Me See How We Are (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Ficlet: You Can't Have Confidence without a C-O-N (Ocean's 11/Lost, Danny/Rusty, Sawyer/Rusty)
Fic: I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man - (The O.C., Ryan/Seth)
Fic: The Substitute - (Lost, Boone/Jack)
Ficlet: The Things That Make Us Who We Are - (HP, Blaise/var)
Ficlet: Rituals of Slytherin Silence - (HP, Blaise/Theodore)
Fic: Oral Fix - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
TM!Fic: The Thin Green Line - (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Fic: The Curse of the Would-Be Jedi - (Lost, Hurley/var)
TM! Fic: My Weakness is None of Your Business (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Ficlet: I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and Him Were Ever to Get There - (dS, RayK/Fraser)

Total: 13


December

Flash!Fic: Songs for Polar Bears - (dS, RayK/Fraser)
Fic: The Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe - (Lost, Locke, var)
TM!Fic: A Nott Don't Come for Free - (HP, Theodore)
TM!Fic: Not for all the Love in the World - (HP, Theodore/Neville)
Ficlet: You Break it, You Buy it - (HP, Blaise/Theodore/Draco/Harry/Terry)
Ficlet: You Don't Have to Go Home - (LOTRips, DM/BB)
Ficlet: C'Mon Baby, Light My Fire - (dS AU, RayK/Fraser)
Fic: A Matter of Life and Death. Kinda - (Lost, Hurley/var)
Fic:Leaving on a Jet Plane - (dS, RayK/Fraser)

Total: 9


Grand total: 176

By Fandom:

due South: 16
Entourage: 3
Harry Potter: 48
Lost: 9
LOTRips: 33
The O.C.: 21
Ocean’s 11: 1
Other and X-overs: 12
Smallville: 29
Spider-Man: 4



And what have we learned from this experience? a) leaving a fandom does not preclude me from writing in it b) OMG, what the fuck happened in March? c) thank Merlin, I don't have a *real* job d) I need to listen to Captain Jack*.

silverakira you were off by ONE. I am amazed. What would you like me to write you? lyra_sena and dolimir_k were pretty damn close too. Hats off, ladies.

I am off to write Ocean's 11 now ;)

ETN: Format shamelessly nicked from musesfool.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Wow, you beat me by 2 stories. *g* You're scarier than I am. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's all your fault I made this list in the first place. I didn't credit you, nuts, I knew I forgot something. Also, dude, I beat you by only two stories, if I'm nuts, what does that make you? Insane!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Pfft! Sanity is for the weak!

I didn't credit you, nuts,

No worries. I can't remember who I stole it from.

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

You realize that's approximately a story every other day.

Very cool!

Here's to you keeping up the pace!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet Jesus. Is it really?

[starfishchick]

Wow! I'm very impressed.

(I was taking notes during Ocean's 12 last night!)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Me too! Well, not last night, but you know what I mean.

[starfishchick]

I can't read most of them this morning, but damn, I had fun! :)

[zoniduck.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's just... Wow.

Also? It's very convenient to have this little omg long list.

::bookmarks::

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG. Am so insane.

[wanderlustlover]

*is sooooo in awe of you*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am smoking so much crack. *shakes head*

[random-flores.livejournal.com]

Sweetie - you amaze me with your prolificness. And it's all so good! BTW - let me know when you have free time. I have your xmas present, and I think you can probably use it now! :-D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think you can probably use it now

Really?! ::looks attentive::

I've got family obligations this weekend, but perhaps next weekend?

[random-flores.livejournal.com]

works for me.

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

You are very scary. A good scary, and very efficient to boot. I am proud to be a minion -- and hey, we've even got a flag now, don't we? Hee.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We don't need a flag -- we live here!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Yowza.

*impressed*

[amber9245.livejournal.com]

Had did I not know about all your OC stories? I knew about like Telegraph avenue and a couple other but how did I miss the rest. I'm putting this page in my memories until I read all the good stories from you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've written a lot of O.C. stuff. Yes.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

well Jesus fuck, no wonder I'm so tired!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::pets::

Cookie?

[issaro.livejournal.com]

You were such a *slacker* in April. Dude, what was wrong with you? Only three stories? It's shameful =)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I blame the union.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Damn, I thought I was so close. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You were. You totally were. At least it felt that way to me ;)

[fivil.livejournal.com]

See, in my mind, that's all just pure awesome. I write around 20 fics a year & most of them are not half as good as yours are.

*salutes and adds this post to memories*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Pfft. You are too kind.

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP, are you serious? I chose a completely random number! I thought I was way off!

[takes a momentary break to do a happy dance]

(If I were a better person, I would say that my only wish would be for you to continue writing brilliant fics and being your wonderful, funny, prolific self, but as it is I have no self-control, and would very, very much like to see more stuff from the Ray Kowalski, Fireman!universe. Or anything due South, really. Because I am oh so predictable.)

Also: eeee, all your fics in one place. [adds to memories]

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was so shocked you were so close. I mean Lyra and Dolimir were really close and I thought they had a tie until I re-checked and saw you were on the money. If this was The Price is Right, you'd've won both showcases, but the showcases these days aren't nearly as good as they were when I was wee. Also, as soon as Dief stops running around in Ray's fireman hat, I will hook you up ;)

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

Wow. You are PROLIFIC. And now I have a bunch of your old fic to look through later. Yay!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What I am is crazy. Yis.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Man, I am so making my way through those Lotrips fics, even though I am still in denial about my brand new Lotrips addiction don't read Lotrips.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Are you really? *snerk* If you're into The King and The Elf I can't recommend ethrosdemon's stuff highly enough. Rilly. Oh, and totally read lalejandra's stuff as well.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Jezuz bloody Kryst. I guessed 64.

And then, when I saw that January was 13 fics already, I was all "Okay, I am SO off by a LOT of numbers." And then it was 176?

Are you insane, woman?!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Are you insane, woman?!

Duh.