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[hackthis_archive]

1. Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. If possible, after the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.

*Gacked from silverakira



1. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. Trainspotting, guessed by storydivagirl

2. You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean. *Ocean's 11, guessed by zeelee_penguin and angel_grace

3. Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags.*The Goonies, guessed by plumsnickety and storydivagirl

4. Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station. The Usual Suspects, guessed by rossywar

5. I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife. About a Boy, guessed by 142978

6. Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, guessed by rossywar

7. Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker *Die Hard with a Vengeance, guessed by jonem

8. Where is this "love"? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words. *Closer, guessed by silverakira

9. My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure! *Adventures in Babysitting, guessed by carleton97

10. I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. *Office Space, guessed by rossywar

11. There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. *Twelve Monkeys, guessed by jonem and ranalore and clockworkcanary

12. Supercalifrajalisticexpialidocious. *Mary Poppins, guessed by jonem and rossywar

Bonus:

13. Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me. *Star Wars!, guessed by rossywar, who also gave context

14. No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die. *Goldfinger, guessed by jonem, who also gave context


ETA: Jeezy Creezy, you lot wiped those out in like 20 minutes. Okay, I see I will have to pull out the obscure guns.

Comments

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

Your choices rock (no surprise), at least the half I can identify right off. #3 is Goonies, b/c dude, DATA. *g*

[jonem.livejournal.com]

7. Bruce Willis, 'Die Hard.'

12. Julie Andrews, 'Mary Poppins.'

And I GOT THERE FIRST!!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Ooh!

14. Auric Goldfinger, in James Bond's 'Goldfinger'

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, but which Die Hard?

[jonem.livejournal.com]

The Original, originally. It's definitely in Die Harder, with the plane exploding. I'm pretty sure it was in With A Vengeange too, the bit with the boat, maybe?

Am going to have to go and watch my tape collection now! *shakes fist*

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

no. 4 is The Usual Suspects

no. 10 is Office Space

no. 12 is, umm, let me see... Mary Poppins? Unless it's a trick question!

I recognise no. 1, but I can't for the life of me remember what film it is.

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

Also, I wanna say no. 6 is Lock Stock, but I'm not sure. :/

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I think # 1 is Trainspotting and I know that # 3 is the Goonies.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Heee. 2 is Ocean's 11.

[angel-grace.livejournal.com]

2. Ocean's Eleven (Bernie Mac while buying the vans)

12. If it's not Mary Poppins, I'm confused.

13. So, I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and apparently I've seen the movies so many times they're running together. I think that's from Episode IV. Does it count if I know Leia responds with "It's a wonder you're still alive"?

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

#9 is Adventures in Babysitting!!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Now I feel totally stupid. I love Elizabeth Shue in that movie!

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

I knew 1, 4, and 12, but they've all been guessed already. Damn.

8. Shit, I know this. WHERE DO I KNOW THIS FROM? I shall come back for it.

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

OHMIGOD, CLOSER.

I knew that I knew it!

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

#13

OMG Han Solo in Star Wars! *cuddles young Harrison Ford*

#2 Frank in Ocean's 11. *g*

[142978.livejournal.com]

5. About a Boy.

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

5. About a Boy

7. Die Hard

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Aha! Monty Python over on silverakira and Bruce Willis in No. 7 triggered a brain cell.

No 11. is Twelve Monkeys! (I'm pretty sure. Was he quoting?)

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

11. Twelve Monkeys, isn't it?

Mmm Brad

[clockworkcanary.livejournal.com]

#11 is from Twelve Monkeys. Bloody great movie.

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

I knew I knew what 11 was, but I didn't know what I knew, you know? Mm, Twelve Monkeys.

[algernon-mouse.livejournal.com]

11. Twelve Monkeys - I fucking LOVE that movie.