being stabbed in the cabin is not helping matters.

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i'm not sleeping, insomnia is reigning supreme in my life. when i don't sleep, i tend to think a lot.

i see my brain as one of those big lottery machines. the majority of the time all the balls are just bouncing around off each other so i don't have to actually focus on them. but every now and then one escapes and things like this happen.

in more chipper news, jenn released the beautiful 'sleep while i drive' finally. it only took forever, yeesh. *g* and criss made this for me.

i heart oscar wilde.

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Cowboy Bill was the one who taught me the ways of the desperate alkie.

I dunno who Cowboy Bill is but remind me to buy him a drink.

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I have two Bills in my life...both are just friends. But Cowboy Bill used to be a fling. Punk Bill was never flung. I named the one cowboy because of his once famous b/w western shirt with musical notes all over it...oh, and it had silky white fringe. It's how we met, really. He had the shirt on at a bar and all of a sudden, there was me running my fingers through the lovely fringe. Then there was Cowboy Bill looking at me funnily. I think I said something sagacious like..."Hee, nice fringe!"

I never do stuff like that ever. Stop looking at me like that! I don't play with stranger's clothes. Um...not often.

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..."Hee, nice fringe!"

LMFAO..ali, that has to be like one of the best pick-up lines ever.

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I still cringe that I *did* that. Bill thinks it funny and every once in awhile likes to bring it up. *cringe*

Ooh! This could be the excessive caffeine speaking but we should compile all the pickup lines we've hears/said/whatever and make a webpage of them. Because...I recall you getting some real doozies.