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1. My girl, ethrosdemon, wants people to talk about BSG/Cylon/religion type shit with her. Please go and converse, because every time she starts dissecting television, my eyes roll back in my head and I start to drool. One day I will get her to enjoy a show without deconstructing it, but today ain't that day.

2. scribblinlenore wrote Supernatural fic Factum Amoris. NC-17. Supernaturalcest. I don't read or participate in the fandom, but I know a lot of you do, and since it's Lenore, I don't think you could go wrong at all.

3. Rome. Oh, how you manage to be so gloriously fucked up and so boring at the same time is beyond comprehension. Ray Stevenson + shiny objects = lust.

4. Grey's Anatomy is truly the best show on network television, bar none. What do you mean I'm biased just because I <3 George? What's your point, again? Yay, George!!

5. [I don't remember, but will put here when I do] Today is the last day to turn in your yuletide stories and qualify for this holiday season. If you've been on the fence, get to cracking. I know you want to be the one to write me that Rome/Kitchen Confidential/Ocean's 11/Jarhead story that I'm going to ask for.


Story recommendation: Intra by svilleficrecs. Lee/Kara. NC-17. I am very very particular about my BSG fiction, since I don't tend to see the need for a lot of it.* I think the series is incredibly complete on its own merits, hell, it's got me shipping het everywhere. I digress. Lee/Kara is the OTP of the fandom, or so it appears and yet, IMO, it's hard to find it done in the right way – read: seriously jacked up – and this story manages to do that, all the while staying perfectly in tune with the characters and the show. So, yeah. Read it.

*I know my writing is pretty superfluous, but until they give me what I want (see the icon), I'll be keeping on with the superfluousness.

Comments

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

that Rome/Kitchen Confidential/Ocean's 11/Jarhead story that I'm going to ask for.

It took me a moment to realize you weren't asking for a giant crossover to span time and space. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'd meant one of the above, but that's just waaaaaaaaaaaay better.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

The heartwarming and sexy story of a group of nattily-dressed gourmet chefs who wind up fighting in the Gulf War, under the command of Julius Caesar, while planning a heist, right? I think it's totally doable.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

Best. Story. Evah!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

It took me a moment to realize you weren't asking for a giant crossover to span time and space. *g*

*crying with laughter*

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

I know you want to be the one to write me that Rome/Kitchen Confidential/Ocean's 11/Jarhead story that I'm going to ask for

my love for you knows NO BOUNDS for this alone

*loves*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of that advert on telly with the invading hordes coming to Nolita, while Rusty and Danny are planning a heist, and the army come in to roust the hordes. Could happen.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

And now I imagining Jake Gyllenhaal naked (I'm not quite sure how he got naked) and wearing a Santa hat sneaking into the Nolita kitchen and accidently bumping into Rusty who was also sneaking into the kitchen. And at first it looks like they're going to fight, but then they discover cake and are both all 'yay cake!' so they eat it with their fingers because they're too lazy to find forks and then in a fit of sugar induced lust they have sex on the kitchen floor and Jake gives Rusty his Santa Hat and they go their seperate ways until the Nolita staff discovers that their cake is missing and vows revenge.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

And now I imagining Jake Gyllenhaal naked

Any story that starts this way has my vote. For... everything. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Wow. I totally think I love you.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

while Rusty and Danny are planning a heist

*nods* And have Pino acting as the Rueben of this farce? I'm totally there.

[fatema.livejournal.com]

I totally share the George love. *G*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yay George!

[fivil.livejournal.com]

Yuletide omg. I'm so looking forward to it. Thanks for giving a heads up on people earlier this autumn - otherwise I wouldn't have known you have to write before you sign up and wouldn't be able to join in on the fun.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am always glad to be of assistance :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Awwww! Thanks!

Rome/Kitchen Confidential/Ocean's 11/Jarhead story that I'm going to ask for.

I really thought you were going for a multi-fandom extravaganza at first. Hee!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wasn't originally, but since you guys are so into the idea... I'm thinking tomorrow I may make it a huge interactive thing where i put up a prompt and you guys come and write the rest. :)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

do this. then I will.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

My holiday mission, write fucked up Kara/Lee for Zahra.

What? Could happen. Either that or keep up the massive Bourdain love. (Which, btw, I finally caught an ep of A Cook's Tour. Yep, No Reservations is much better, I think.)

[tir.livejournal.com]

Of course you <3 George. Everyone must <3 George! <3ing George is mandatory.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

GEORGE! GEORGE! GEORGE!*

*Yeah, that's pretty much what it sounds like in my house on Sunday from 10-11.

[meret.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the story rec. I gave Ethrosdemon several BSG links. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank *you* :)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP!

Omg, you diss me so hard, yet I love you unconditionally. It's so sad. Lee/Dee, bitch.

FINE.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I bring you fresh blood and you yell at me. You need to work on that. Here I am, working for YOU, and you give me shit.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I wasn't yelling. I was whining. I need to get to coding that sarcasm font.

I think I might invite people to leave me links to all the Tyrol fic out there. I ain't seen one yet.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen any Tyrol fic. Ever, yo. Gaeta, though, has his own frakking harem.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the rec. :) Jacked up, hee. That describes them pretty well.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've read a handful of BSG stories since I discovered the series, not because I doubt their quality, but because I don't necessarily think the show calls for it. So, when I do tend to succumb, I'm extraordinarily picky, and when I read your story I realised why. I think so highly of the show that I worry the fic won't live up, but Intra was just mind-blowing. I recced it to ethrosdemon and serialkarma, added it to my memories, and then just had to talk about it more. It's truly a fantastic story, congratulations.