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Dear God/Yaweh/Allah/Buddha/Whomever Is Up There --


Please to be having someone write Memphis Belle slash or Catcher in the Rye gen for yuletide.


<3,
Me


Note to Self: This Life will not be on the listing if you don't request it go there. Eejit. Crying in your pint will not change this.

Edited so that everything is still sekrit.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I signed up for Supernatural, O11, BSGrps, O11rps, Ewanfic, shit, I guess I should have offered Brokeback Mountain. A hundred people will sign up to do that, though.

You read the Stephanie Plum books? no way.

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I know everyone will sign up for BBM, which is why I'm hoping to write something else instead. I can't believe you didn't sign up to write Rome.

Wait, do you read the Stephanie Plum books? Stop lying.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

duuuuuuuuuude, that's CHICkLIT. fuck no. the only fiction I read is fanfic and shameful things I shan't mention. mainly I read nonfiction, as you know. But the chick that writes those is a friend of mom. I'm always shocked to be reminded how famous the books are.

I haven't watched Rome since episode 5 or 6. I might watch them on demand when I go home in December, well, probably, but right now I'm behind...in that I don't know what's going on with the show even if I do know the real story. Even though you know I love Kevin McKidd...and Titus Pullo is totally my type, ok FINE (have you seen him as himself? he's pretty cute).

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LOL. You read romance novels, but not chicklit. Excuse me for a moment, I rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck. As for the SP books, they're good, mindless entertainment. They may not change my world, but there's a lot to be said for their humor. A good laugh goes a lot further with me than a lot of intellectual babble. To get both, well, that's the ultimate goal.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT READ ROMANCE NOVELS TAKE THAT BACK, DRACO, OR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU TOAD-LICKER.

I just write them.

The shameful books I was talking about was actually YA lit and George R R Martin. Sheesh. THe most recent fiction I read, oddly though, was The Historian, which I didn't even finish.

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YA. Do you read that one that's really frakking popular with like every female over 12? What's it called? The Gossip Girls? Right now I'm flipping back and forth between Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs and A Cook's Tour.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I mainly read the free YA books I get in the mail lol A College of Magics wasn't bad.

Oh, right now I am reading "To Rule the Waves"--guess what that's about HA!--Martin's new book, and 1421 this book that purports that the Chinese circumnavigated the earth. And I might be considering buying the BSG novel, omg, the shame!

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The BSG novel. *blinks*

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Cook's Tour! Cook's Tour!

I swear, it's getting to the point where Bourdain's my anti-drug.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

BSGrps?

*raises eyebrow*

yay

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I know you want it.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Oh yes I do.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Just interjecting to say that the possibility of Ranger/Morelli makes my little heart flutter. *wanders back into the haze*

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EXACTLY!!!

[antheia.livejournal.com]

All those knowing looks and exchanges? And, frankly, I wouldn't mind some Ranger/Stephanie/Morelli. That could be fun, too.

If I could write smut, I would be writing it. Instead, I'll offer cookies and icons and my first born (admittedly, it's not like I want it) to whoever does it...