Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

How about Heath Ledger? Although he's a daddy now, him and Michelle aren't married. *coughyetcough* And it's plausible...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thinking about that.

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

The problem I see with Heath is that I don't think he'll be joining in gay pride marches/festivities this millennium or quite possibly even the next. He seems like a repressed homosexual, and that might throw off credibility...?

But I am SO with you on James Franco. Because YES.