Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Heath Ledger? Ioan Gruffud?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I thought of Heath, but he and wasserface from Dawson's Creek just had a baby last week, who they named Matilda. Nice, Australian name that.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

haha, for a second there I thought you meant Katie Holmes. *snorts* I had no idea he was with some girl from Dawson's creek! Which one?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jen. They started dating when they were shooting BBM, right after he broke it off with Naomi Watts cos he didn't want to settle down and have kids. (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-11-02-ledger-williams-baby_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA) I know, hypocrisy in action.