Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

How about The Delectable Bradley Cooper? Single (as far as I know), based in LA, pretty. Haven't heard about any assish behavior. Also, appropos of nothing, he used to play tennis with David Anders when they were on Alias, a mental image that makes me giggle madly when it isn't making me cross-eyed with lust.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh, and they can bond over how awkward it is simulating getting fucked in their movies (Brokeback Mountain; Wet Hot American Summer).

[vylit.livejournal.com]

HA! I didn't even see this before I replied, but yes! Bradley is adorable and funny and talented.