Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

Oh, now that someone has suggested Neil Patrick Harris I'm squeeing and flailing all over the place. Why does he seem so perfect to me? It's the snark, I think. Have you seen 'How I Met Your Mother'? I mean, the snark. SNARK. Ah, geez.

*sends pretty little NPH in a bow tie covered in chocolate so you will pick him* *and maybe lick him a little. he'd like that*