Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[blueandomlettes.livejournal.com]

I know im a lil late to this casting party, and i haven't read what anyone else suggested so I might be just backing up someone elses suggestion, but I think you should throw in either David Anders ( either as himself or as Sark- actually as sark would be wierd and cracked out and hot all at the same time) or Ryan Phillippe cause I haven't ever seen him in a story and I think its about time.